A Great (Sarcastic) Job By Local Realtors - Know The Difference

The following gems are property descriptions from various agents that serve the Pocono Mountains region which I cover. I will let their work speak for itself. (Full addresses and MLS #'s taken out as to not offend said agents - their work (or lack of it) is offensive enough.

Talisman (Expired)

Short sale status.

(Expired? My what a surprise. With a description like that I am off to the races to see it).

Kensington (Expired)

Bank Owned property sold as-is. Home is in good condition

(Are you ready to buy yet?)

Highpoint (Expired)

Nice 3 Bedroom home with 2 bathrooms. Has a garage, new wall to wall carperting, new paint. Gated community with many amenities.

(Nice. ZZZZZZZ)

Old Took (Expired)

Great price for this 3 bedroom, 2 bath with loft. Stone fireplace in Greatroom. Full walkout basement, 2 car garage.

(Honey get the kids ready!!! (rolling eyes))

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