Some toilet seat humor and will you be judged by your toilet seat?

Some toilet seat humor and who's getting rich?

*** Will you be judged by your toilet seat next time you have company over for your next backyard BBQ? Not at my house, see I still have three simple toilet seats that I've had for the last 30 plus years and they still work.

I don't need a built in night lilght. It work just fine in the dark.

-----------Toilet Seats ------------- It must be an amazing experience -------- Is this called going green?----------------Save the trees & forest------------The enjoyable experience?---------------Stimulus Money??????????????? A little too much for the important things we have to deal with today.

Duh! Invite everyone in to see your new toilet seat? Maybe, read on, this will make your day.

Toilet seats use to be simple. Now you have a big decision to make when it comes to your toilet seat.

***Some spray water, dry you and even have lighted seats. Manufacturers are now offering computerized, retrofittable units that glow in the dark, ventilate, deodorize, and even eliminate the need for toilet paper

1. No highflautin toilet seat here, just runs on two batteries to deodorizing fan at the base.
2. Combines cleaning action with lights under the seat, also serves as a night light.
3. Has shooting jets to clean from front and back and will even dry you. (no toilet paper necessary)

For your easy reading fix for today go to toilet seats http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_seat#Humor, you will find out most that you will ever need to know and also enjoy some humor at the same time.

Blog: August 20, 2009 - Carl Winters Blogs