MORE CUTE FUNNY FRIDAY QUOTES, COURTESY OF JENNIFER DAHL - PROSPER TX / CELINA TX REALTOR

"The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em." HEHEHE!

"Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!"

"Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave."

"If you can't say anything nice...come sit by us." LOVE THIS ONE!!

"Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!"

"My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance."

"They say kids brighten the home. That's because they never turn the lights off." TOOOO TRUE!!!

"A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting beside you say " Damn that was fun!"

"Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening"

"As I said before, I never repeat myself."

"Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid."

"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs." LOL!! SORRY GUYS!

"We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops."

"Marriage is an adventure, like going to war."

TOO TRUE, SO I HAVE TO LAUGH....... MY FAVORITE IS........."How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."