More wordy fun: property descriptions on the MLS

In my blog post yesterday about Tea Party signs that Alan May found, I compared them to listing agents' remarks that I come across on the MLS. Sometimes a misplaced letter in a description of a property can make all the difference between clarity and amusement. Other remarks just need some editing because the agents are not saying what they think they are.

The price is right, no need to guess (No CMA needed here then.)

Wall clock kitchen (I have always wanted a kitchen I could put my wall clock in!)

Home features marble floors, antique tube in master bedroom (Antique tubes have so much more character than modern ones.)

InVision yourself sitting in a quiet cul-de-sac (OMmmm... OMmmm....)

PERFECT for a family with kids! (Otherwise, forget it.)

GIZBO WITH HOT TUB (OMG, it actually has a gizbo!)