So Tell Me...

How far would you go to get the house sold? I have had an interesting week.

So far I have picked up a dead bird (handful of feathers) weeding on Windermere Service day last Friday.

Then I moved onto dead opossum removal from a listing that was to be shown the next morning, (can't have buyers finding that) It turned that the buyers ended up skipping that house anyway.

To this last Sunday I was to find a headless squirrel on the porch of the home I was holding open. This one was the worst of the three. I emboldened myself took a deep breath and tossed the carcass off to the side below the deck. Finished.

Or was I? You know I wasn't because I am still typing. My cell rang and I stepped outside for better reception. Then I heard a crunch... crunch. The cat was back. We fought over the dead little beast and I won. Is that really Winning?

I then tossed the now half a body, on the verge of tumbling out of the rolled up door mat, into the garbage can.

The cat glared at me. And I starred back- knowing that I did what I should for my client. Now Lets sell that house!

Sincerely, Dinah Lee

Currently accepting offers, as to sell houses and not clean up dead things.