BING! You've Got Porn.

Steve Balmer screwed up again. I'm a Mac-head and I love it.

Put the AOL sound here: BING You got mail.

Thanks to Steve Balmer's most recent screw up, you can now make this: BING! You Got Porn! I have GOT to find that guy that does the AOL Voice, YOU GOT MAIL so he can record this for me -- YOU GOT PORN!

This is what happens when Microsoft lets the original founders go. When Bill Gates left, Microsoft just started screwing up left and right.

Screw Up #1

Microsoft launches Vista. The worst operating system since Windows ME. Microsoft will replace VISTA with Windows 7 in Spring of 2010.

Screw Up #2.

Steve Balmer attempts a hostile take over of Yahoo by going after their shareholders after the board told Steve, "NO."

No means no. So what does he do? He can't buy his way into the Yahoo play pen. So like a soiled little brat, he runs off to hatch BING. Another stupid, yet weak attempt to gain them more of the search market. Sorry Steve. It will never work. Give it up now. If you really want to toss your money down the drain, here is my address. Send your checks to me at this address, please:

Voyager International: 7 Avenida Vista Grande, B-7 #428 Santa Fe, NM 87508.

Screw Up #3

Microsoft launches BING a stab at Google's dominance at the search market with nothing remarkable other than a few weak TV commercials that might make you smile. Today, AVN the Adult Video News network reported that BING when users turned off the SAFE mode, the users get flooded with PORN. Despite the fact that you might have MacAfee or Norton installed, you might want to make sure your kids don't have access to your PC and are anxious to try the new BING search engine.

If your kids do manage to get to this and they ask you why there are naked people on your computer now, you'll know what happened.

Steve Balmer's lawsuit in basket should be getting pretty full here by the end of next week when this happens.

Get a Mac. These things won't happen if you get a Mac.

- bartman