What to buy your wife for your anniversary- Advice from my kids

From Anna Matsunaga, Team Momentum, Keller Williams Realty Tacoma www.teammomentumrealestate.com

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My kids are 12 and younger, so you may or may not want to take marriage advice from them, however they have seen alot of families from the inside so....

Anyway this morning as we were making breakfast they started a discussion on what you should not buy for your wife for an anniversary present...

.husbands if you have the date coming up, pay attention. ( I was in stitches)

Chlo'e- says don't buy her-

Throwing knives,

bleach,

pepper grinder,

sponge,

pots and or pans

, a gun,

a big thing full of scrap metal,

poison,

man eating bear or wolf,

a mop,

any thing she is allergic to,

a box of spiders,

rotten fish or any type of uncooked meat,

a broom,

a coffin,

a rope,

a wrench, or a candle stick, or a lead pipe ( too much clue?) steel toed boots,

a mailbox.....

Sam says don't buy her-

Rat poison or traps, shot gun, needles, a window,

a baseball bat ( especially not a titanium one)

a chain,

a machetti,

a reem of copier paper,

a tarp,

a thing of dollar store soap,

microphone,

or an empty box.

They agree that the following are good gifts, but I think that you might want to take some of these with a grain of salt

A piano,

guitar,

diamond ring,

diamond earrings,

a bunch of roses

, a baseball,

a car,

plant a flower garden,

a pretty hat,

a jacket,

a camera,

a nice dinner ( meat in it's ok if it's cooked),

a wardrobe of diamond dresses ( Chlo'e's idea, clearly she is not as practical with other people's money as her own, Sam said you should save the money for yourself instead),

a maid to clean the house,

paint brushes and easle if she paints,

pokemon things if she likes pokemon, a

movie ticket,

sew her a blanket,

a laptop,

200 inch TV,

a sling so her hands are free while she holds your baby,

take her out for the night to a ball,

a nice hand bag,

a real dog if she likes dogs,

a hand held game ( if she is a game freak),

a nice pair of high heeled shoes....

Any way they told me that you should stick with the list of things TO buy so that she does not take the throwing knives & gun and rat poison and kill you with it and then take the bleach and sponge and clean up the mess and the tarp and haul you off on it and bury you in the coffin....

Maybe instead you should ask her for a list of 10 things she'd like and then surprise her by getting one or more of them...or maybe a nice card?

From Anna Matsunaga, Team Momentum, Keller Williams Realty Tacoma www.teammomentumrealestate.com

253 353 2662