I had the chance to see the movie 2012 this past week.

2012 stars John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Amanda Peet, Oliver Platt, Thandie Newton, Danny Glover and Woody Harrelson.

In my movie reviews I do not discuss the movie in specific detail so as not to ruin your own movie going experience (don't you hate when you see a trailer and feel like you have just seen the whole movie?).

OK here is is on a scale of 1-4 I give it a 1 star. I think the critics were generous when they gave it a "C". The one star I gave it came from the special effects. Yes it's true, this may be one of the most amazing movies EVER when judged solely on spefial effects. If this is your thing than this movie is a must see for you.

The plot and storyline were so unrealistic that it ruined the whole movie for me. If they could have made it more plausible then I would have liked it much better.

in short, the scientific basis for the movie was flawed and the action scenes were sooooo unrealistic that it was a flop for me.

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Matt

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A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.


During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.


"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."

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Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.


Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."


Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.


The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."


The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.


By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."


The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

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A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar.


The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal."


"That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car."


"Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."


The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice.


About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?"


"No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."

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This conversation was heard between a blond and her boyfriend just before they broke up:

Boyfreind: "Why do you never scream my name when you have an orgasm?"

Blonde: "Because you are never there."

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