A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.


He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says "meow" in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.


When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says "woof" in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.


He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts "potato" to the officer.

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Matt

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LADIES AID, HOLIDAY BAZAAR

THIRD CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH

94 MINER STREET

MIDDLETOWN, CT 06457

NOVEMBER 14, 2009 FROM 10:00AM TO 2:00 PM

Are you getting into the holiday spirit.. or want to? If so, the ladies Aid of the Third Congregational Church in Middletown Connecticut is holding their annual Holiday Bazaar tomorrow, November 14th, 2009 from 10:00am to 2:00pm.

Start your Christmas shopping early by purchasing handcrafted gifts and/or homemade cookies and baked goods. Come with friends and meet some there. You can even enjoy lunch of Corn chowder and homemade sandwiches and desserts.

So, come on by and enjoy warm fellowship, great food and get a jump start on your Christmas shopping.

On a side note, I'll be making two dozen cookies for this event. Come on over and see if you can figure out which ones I made.

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Valerie Osterhoudt is a Cromwell Connecticut Residential Realtor who can assist you with the purchase and/or sale of real estate in the Middlesex County of CT, which includes Cromwell, Rocky Hill, Berlin, Middletown, Wethersfield, Newington, as well as all other surrounding areas. Please visit me at www.CTrealtorMLS.com for all your relocation and/or local needs.

For real estate... all you need to know, is VALERIEO

If you're thinking about buying a home in Cromwell CT there are plenty of great buys in today's market. There is no better time than now to take advantage of these homes while interest rates remain at an all time low. For more information on Cromwell CT real estate's homes and/or condos please visit Johnson Real Estate to access the newest listings.

Valerie Osterhoudt, ABR - Johnson Real Estate, Inc. - 860.883.8889 cell- valerierealtor@sbcglobal.net.

Copyright © 2009 By Valerie Osterhoudt, ABR, All Rights Reserved...*THIRD CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH'S LADIES AID HOLIDAY BAZAAR*

Ever wonder where to find that list of top ActiveRain Members?

Follow these instructions:

Go to www.activerain.com - or click on the words "ActiveRain" in the top left corner of any page to bring you to the home page. On the home page - look at the right hand side --> a ways down there is a box with all the states listed. At the top of that box click on the words "top members today". This brings up a page with todays top member (the people who literally joined today with the most points). From there look on the right hand side and you can click on top members by year and/or month.

It's that simple - really!

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A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.


In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.


The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out " green side up!"


In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow.


He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "green side up!"


The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.


In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color.


The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "green side up!"


The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"


"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

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I just was made aware of this and wanted to get the word out to our Military Service Men and Women, as well as all our Veterans. Applebee's is offering all our Veterans and Active Duty Military Members a free meal today to honor all our Military Personal and Veterans on Veterans Day.

Applebee's will be offering six entrees on their menu to choose from, all that a Veteran or Military Service Man or Women needs to do is to provide one of following as proof of service:

• U.S. Uniform Services identification card
• U.S. Uniform Services Retired ID card
• Current leave and earnings statement
• Veterans organization card
• A photograph in uniform
• Service members may also wear their uniforms as proof of military service.

A free meal always sounds good to me, and as a Vietnam Veteran I might just take Applebee's up on this offer today. Thank you Applebee's for your show of support to all our Military Personal.

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George Souto is a Loan Officer who can assist you with all your FHA, CHFA, and Conventional mortgage needs in Connecticut. George resides in Middlesex County which includes Middletown, Middlefield, Durham, Cromwell, Portland, Higganum, Haddam, East Haddam, Chester, Deep River, and Essex. George can be contacted at (860) 573-1308 or gsouto@mccuemortgage.com