Opening Act:

What did the ghost get for Halloween? Some Booo-T

Yo' mama so ugly, they give her an extra 364 days for Halloween!

What's a witch's favorite subject? Spelling!

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone.

What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' dad only takes her out on Halloween.

Main Event:

Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven." Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, "I'll be Mozart." Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picks up a costume and said, "I'll be Bach."

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Matt

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