New Hartford, CT

I awoke today to flooding, everywhere. Out came the barn boots as there were pools of water outside my back door and all over the walkways. The driveway had a swift flowing river rushing down, at the deepest parts I measured a foot... Looked like the Colorado River snaking through the Grand Canyon... until it changed to the Mississippi Delta at the bottom of the driveway.

And you might ask, what is there to be thankful for on Thankful Thursday? Well, my car was on the "right" side of the mighty river, I was able to drive down the grass and get out of here!

And not to worry, the bucket loader did a fine job of repairing the damage. Until our next round of rain!

Now what's that song? Rain, rain, go away, DON'T COME AGAIN FOR A FEW MORE DAYS!

A senior in Louisiana was overheard saying, "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ." When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world."

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Matt

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Local: 860-282-6181
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East Hartford, CT 06108

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Here a little mortgage humor to get you through Friday!

A mortgage broker dies suddenly. He immediately goes to visit St Peter who is sitting in front of the pearly gates.

St Peter tells the broker: "Well, you are a unique case. You haven't been good enough to go to heaven but you haven't been bad enough to go to hell. So, just for you, we are going to try something different. We have decided to let you pick. Where would you like to spend eternity, Heaven or Hell?"

Now the broker, being the typical mortgage broker, knows he should just instantly pick Heaven but the thought of being able to see Hell was too much. The broker asked St Peter; "Well, I know I should pick Heaven but can I see both Heaven and Hell before I answer that question."

St Peter, slightly annoyed, agreed with the broker's requests.

Immediately, the broker is in Heaven. It is exactly like the stories describe. There are white clouds, golden streets, angels with harps.....its storybook Heaven.

Next, the broker is in Hell. It is nothing like the stories. It is a large "man cave". In the cave is a large wall of big screen TV's with every sports event ever recorded. There are recliners all over the cave and Hooters girls bringing everyone beer and wings. It's amazing!

The broker is then returned to St Peter. St Peter again asks: "Where would you like to spend eternity, Heaven or Hell?"

Now, the broker being a typical mortgage broker asks St Peter "Can I think about it and tell you tomorrow?" St Peter, again annoyed, agrees.

The next day, St Peter asks the broker to choose. The broker explains; "Well, I know I should pick Heaven. I've lived my entire life thinking about going to Heaven. But honestly, when I saw Hell, I just believe I will fit into that environment better. I need to pick Hell."

With that the broker is immediately in Hell.....but this time it looks different. It's still a cave but now the broker is chained to the wall. There are cracks in the floor and walls, each with flames heating the cave to a literal inferno. Across the room is an ice cold glass of water....just barely outside the brokers reach...never to be obtained.

The broker looks up and yells "Hey St Peter, what happened to the TV's and the Hooter girls?"

And St Peter yells down "You should have locked yesterday".

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Matt

Toll Free: 888-NCFIXER (623-4937)
Toll Free Fax: 888-FAX-4020 (329-4020)
Local: 860-282-6181
330 Roberts Street 4th Floor
East Hartford, CT 06108

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Matt

Toll Free: 888-NCFIXER (623-4937)
Toll Free Fax: 888-FAX-4020 (329-4020)
Local: 860-282-6181
330 Roberts Street 4th Floor
East Hartford, CT 06108

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