Halloween Festival at Mitchell College in New London,CT

Get your family ready for a great event the 4th Annual Halloween Festival at Mitchell College in New London, CT Saturday, October 30th from 10:00am-4:00p. Hosted by the Mitchell College Behavioral Science Club this event is one of the main charitable events of the year held by the Club. The Behavioral Science Club has won outstanding club of the year at Mitchell college for the last three years and has become the premier event holders for the campus. One Non-Perishable canned good will grant you entry to this family friendly fun event! The canned goods support the Gemma Moran United Way/Labor Food Pantry. There is something for everyone story telling, Halloween games, face painting and costume parades. Take this opportunity to test drive those costumes and tweak as necessary after the test drive. My kids really like this event it is a really fun way to spend some time with your kids. Last year my son made a craft that he likes so much that it is still hanging in his room. Come and create some memories and crafts with your kids! The Clarke Center is a good size and has easy parking.

The Sheriff pulled up next to the blond guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch.

The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head?"

"Yep", he replied. "That's why I dumpin it here, cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage'."

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Pequot Ave, New London CT, 06320.

As you pass the gates of the almost new 755,000 s.f. former Pfizer building to your left you get a glimpse of the Thames River. Drive a bit further and you notice that all of the homes to your left are waterfront. Home owners are in the yards preparing for the summer months that are quick to return. You smell the salt air and it brings you to a place you remember as a child. This area is alive with the activities of a sea faring town and a playground for those who reside here. Off in the distance you hear the engines of the Block Island Ferry and see the passengers preparing for a day of fun and sun. As the Ferry passes you spot another boat with an American Flag flying high with 5 Sailors on the deck. This is no ordinary boat but a submarine that is either returning from a sea trial or a mission that took them around the world. Driving further up Pequot Ave you smell something different yet familiar. The lines are backed way up at Fred's Shanty, where the locals are waiting for Jumbo Lobster Salad Rolls, Fresh whole belly lobsters, or maybe fresh Stonington Sea Scallops.

You then notice that the sidewalks to your right are littered with College Students with backpacks on their way to class at Mitchell College. To your left the Long Island sound opens up and Fishers Island becomes visible. People are sailing, swimming, power boating, and jet Skiing. The homes are becoming more distinct and the architecture is stunning. You have stumbled upon one of New London's Gems. Your original plans for the day have been delightfully sidetracked as you pull into the Light House Inn Resort to book your four star overnight accommodations.

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Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

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Customer: OK!

Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes.

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Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah... That one does work.

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Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?

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Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.


Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."


Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.


The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."


The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.


By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."


The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

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