About Daviess County, KY

> > > >>It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota > >>asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the > >>>old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter > >>>was going to be like. > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter > >>>was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should > >>>collect firewood to be prepared. > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea He went > >>>to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, 'Is the > >>>coming winter going to be cold?' > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the meteorologist > >>>at the weather service responded. > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more > >>>firewood in order to be prepared.. > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does it > >>>still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?' > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going to > >>>be a very cold winter.' > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every > >>>scrap of firewood they could find. > >>> > >>> > >>>Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. > >>>'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?' > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is > >>>going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.' > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked. > >>> > >>>The weatherman replied,'The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy.' > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>Remember this whenever you get advice from a government official!

Best poem in the world. I was shocked, confused, bewildered As I entered Heaven's door, Not by the beauty of it all, Nor the lights or its decor. But it was the folks in Heaven Who made me sputter and gasp- The thieves, the liars, the sinners, The alcoholics and the trash. There stood the kid from seventh grade Who swiped my lunch money twice.. Next to him was my old neighbor Who never said anything nice. Herb, who I always thought Was rotting away in hell, Was sitting pretty on cloud nine, Looking incredibly well. I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal? I would love to hear Your take. How'd all these sinners get up here? God must've made a mistake. 'And why's everyone so quiet, So somber - give me a clue.' 'Hush, child,' He said, 'they're all in shock.. No one thought they'd be seeing you.' JUDGE NOT. Remember...Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car .. Every saint has a PAST... Every sinner has a FUTURE!

3710 WESTMINSTER COURT, OWENSBORO, KY 42030

This attractive four bedroom home with two and half baths has all the amenities. Formal living room and dining room, great room with fireplace, large kitchen with breakfast bar, rear porch & patio with hot tub, above ground pool, privacy fence, children guy set, and two car garage. Connie Lou Barnett @ Home Realty/GMAC Phone 270-929-0369