Martin Lake, MN

I know that some days this would not be all bad until the end!

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. He quickly downs it and orders another after the 4th one the bartender starts to get worried about this guy.

"Are you all right Bub?"

"My wife and I got into a fight and now she isn't talking to me for 31 days."

The bar tender thought for a while, "Ok, but isn't that a good thing?."

"Yeah" replied the drinker, Except that tonight is the last night!"

The weather is warming and the grass is green. Now is the time to hit the links. but before, You need a lesson or two...

A school teacher was taking her first golfing lesson.

"Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t" she asked the instructor.

"P-u-t-t is correct."

"Put means to place something where you want it. Putt means just a vain attempt to do the same thing."

Sometimes praying for what you want doesn't always work the way 'WE' want it to. So, here is a different way to approach it.

When I was young, I used to pray for a new bicycle.

Then, I realized that 'GOD' doesn't work that way.

So, I stole the bicycle, and Prayed to GOD for forgiveness.

I guess where there is a will there is a way.

These will make you ponder just a bit. So much that happens in our country and world for that matter never makes sense. Neither do many of these...

Just how important must a person be to be Assassinated and not just Murdered.

What disease did 'Cured' ham actually have.

Why is it we were able to put a man on the moon before we figured out it was a good idea to put wheels on our luggage.

Why are you 'IN' a movie but "ON' TV.

Why do people pay money to go up in high buildings only to put money in binoculars to look at stuff on the ground.

Why do Doctors leave the room while you change your clothes...They are going to see you naked anyway.

If Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the Professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut shells, why couldn't they fix the hole in the boats.

Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle little star have the same tune.

Did you just try singing both songs above.

If Electricity comes from Electrons, does Morality come from Morons?

Don't let these Haunt you to long!

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