Greenville, NC

Another WIN for the Pirates in West Virginia against fellow C-USA oppenent Marshall

Deryck (The Tallest Man in Real Estate) & The Tailgate Crew

GREENVILLE, NC - Like all Conference USA rivalries, ECU at Marshall today proved to be a dog fight. ECU first scored, followed by a touchdown to tie from Marshall. At halftime, ECU was ahead 14-7 and likely had major talks about 2nd half adjustments while in the lockerroom. I'm almost sure they had prayer too for defensive tackles coach Thomas "Rock" Roggeman whom was missing his first game of the season due to cancer, sidelined back in Greenville with doctors trying to coach him into remission. No matter what, it was obvious to see that he made an impression on the defense, which likely won the game for ECU, final 21-17. This improves the defending Conference USA Champions to 2-0 in the Conference, a great start to the conference play season. ECU is now 3-2 all together and now they move onto battle SMU next week!

Deryck & the crew had a houseparty tailgate today - nothing like Gameday Saturdays!

WE SUPPORT THE PIRATES! ARRRRRRRGGGGGHH!

This Happens!

GREENVILLE, NC - An 89 year old gentleman and his wife we're on the way to breakfast in Greenville, NC and evidently had an encounter with this deer - that's not odd - deer are plentiful around here. However, the gentleman and his wife didn't know that they had hit this deer until they drove into the McDonalds parking lot and had someone point it out to them. Can you imagine them sittin there inside, having their morning coffee and hasbrowns and someone walking up and saying "Mr., is that your car? You have a deer inside your hood!" I think we may need to have him surrender his license. What do you think?

UNC Study: 535 Deer Crashes reported in Pitt County in 2008!

GREENVILLE, NC - Since 2004, NC has seen a 27% increase in deer-related crashes. Pitt County ranked 5th among NC's 100 counties in 2008 for reported crashes involving deer. This number was likely higher due to the unreported cased - as the NC Highway Patrol now says that you can report the incident within 24 hours if medical attention is not needed and your vehicle is still drivable. While the total miles driven and the total number of accidents all together throughtout the state has dropped, deer crashes have risen to an all-time high.

LOWER CAR-DEER CRASH RISKS BY:

• Slow Down! In Areas with large deer populations, esp where deer signs are posted
• Always wear your seatbelt (No brainer here)
• Watch for eyes reflecting in the headlights, Scanning the roadsides.
• If one deer comes accross, watch out, they often travel in herds
• Do NOT place confidence in "deer whistles" or "ultasonic" devices!
• Maintain control of your vehicle, avoid veering off the road
• Buy a home from Remax Preferred Realty (http://www.Remax-Greenville-NC.com)
  - (not proven to lessen the risk, but you'll be happy you did!)

It's Friday folks! Live, Laugh & Love!

In a London Store
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park: (I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Deryck Wilson, Broker, e-PRO
The Tallest Man in Real Estate - Above the Crowd, Literally!

RE/MAX Preferred Realty

Let's talk about: Greenville NC & those ECU Pirates!

A Foreclosure Prevention Workshop is being held on Monday,
October 5, at City Hall, 200 West Fifth St, 3rd Floor
Gallery. Registration is at 9:30 a.m. Program is 10:00 am
till 2:00 pm. Program is free and lunch will be provided.

You can register online at www.nchousing.org or contact Regina
Green at 919-827-4494 or rgreen@nchousing.org.

Check out the local listings at: www.JesseAllenHomes.com