News flash:
The extremely contagious source of wasted space, time, and energy on, or as a result of, the Internet and ALL other forms of electronic communication, including handheld devices has been found!
Scientists, researchers, and tech companies together are furiously looking for a viable solution that will resolve this new type of virus that is part human...part computer...and part media.
They have named this new found virus "Hupudia" (who-pew-d-uh)
What is so dangerous with this new "Hupudia" virus is that it can attach itself to many different forms of movement regardless of whether it is living, inert, mechanical, or even as tiny as data bits.
Once attached...this mutant strain gives the illusion to almost everyone...including the infected individual, that he, she, or it is an Authoritative Figure on any particular subject.
This is a serious problem that has been largely overlooked since the advent of the Internet and subsequent technological advances in the electronic media. The virus was brought to the forefront of the research as a result of an explosion of a second virus over the past few years now known as the electronic "Blah, Blah, Blah" virus strain.
Those currently known to be infected with this most dangerous type of Hupudia include, but are not limited to...
Various Internet Bloggers, some members of the Real Estate community, certain Talk Show Hosts, most Political figures, many Political wannabes, some movie star has-beens, certain individuals who consider themselves to be print, photo, and/or internet journalists, various types of key-bangers, many anonymous contributors, and many bloggers and site managers who falsely believe they are experts on not only certain subjects...but all subjects.
Indeed, many of these infected individuals and their fellow Hupudia infectees can be found expelling various types of drivel and inaccurate information in many forms including Social Media outlets, Internet services, websites, blogs, email services, on TV, the Radio, and even microphone and audio/video recorder activated types of Hupudic infected communication. Hupudians are especially adept at making it appear as if they are experts.
DON'T BE FOOLED!
A spokesman with inside knowledge of the disease, and who asked to remain anonymous...of course, has assured the public that the best way to control this serious outbreak of Hupudia is to simply quit believing most...if not all... noise, data, and information that comes out of their mouths or from their fingertips in any form of advice or communication and to act like the infected Hupudians are not there.
Authorities believe if you do not acknowledge that the Hupudian(s) exist...they will simply dry up and blow away.
I bring this message to you in the hopes that you can help win the battle against "Hupudia" before it takes over the world.
Trust me...I am a knowledgable expert...and Hupudia is a serious problem!!
Until Next time...
