Janice Sutton - Temecula Murrieta Home Stager - Home Staging

Hey, sometimes we all need to step out of our comfort zone and step up our game!

So let's shake up our listings like everyone is watching! 

I did and you can too!  :)

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OK,  this is what I looked like in Temecula, CA before I got my groove on.

Sheeesh!   Booooooring!

Yup, just like all the other Bazillion and then moving on to the next one!

Hello? Where's your game? Competitive edge?

You know what happened, right? Nada, zippo, zilch! :(

You know....I am vulnerable when I am NAKED!

So...How do you think Home Buyer's feel?

That's right, CONFUSED, AWKWARD, DEPRESSED......

Not the WARM & FUZZY feeling you were hoping for, huh?

How's that working for you?

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So, it's time we step up our game and get our GROOVE on!

Time to call in the Professional Home Groovy Stagers :)

Helloooooooooo!! LOOK at us now!

Thank you! THANK You! THANK YOU!!!

I agree!  I don't even look like the same me!!!

I'm feeling HOT, HOT, HOT!!!

Way to go! You final stepped up your GAME and got OUR GROOVE ON!! :)

And you know what happened next?

***You got me SOLD 3 weeks later!!***

I saw you do the Happy Dance with the Seller and my new Home Owners!! Woot Woot!!

Way to step it up!! Congratulations! Now it's time to Shake your Groove Thing!

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I just don't get it!

You see, I keep getting kicked out of my house!

What's the deal?

Just as I am settling in "BAM!"

I'm moving out and on to look for another house to live in.

Oh, don't be sad for me.

It's all good!

You see, I am your Home Staging............. Gigolo!<----dare ya!

Yup, that's right! Don't be afraid.....

I move quickly and help you get the job done!

I help you market that vacant house so you can attract Buyer's and SELL your property fast!

Here's my MO....

I check you out.......

I move in and get all dressed up in my fine stuff.....if I do say so myself........

Here I am getting busy in Menifee..... and Murrieta...... and San Marcos......

Yeah, I know, I get around,

and then BAM! I get to work.......

"Hey there! How's it going?!"

"Let me show you around."

"Please, sit down, relax & stay awhile."

"Are ya feeling it?" :)

You get the picture, right?

Oh you wanna SEE more of me?????

SURE! I'd love to show you more of my stuff!

OK, so let's get serious,

Here's the deal......

I do not want to go back to live in the warehouse! :(

I REPEAT, I do not want to go back to live in the warehouse!

I am too good to live there!

No one can SEE me there! :(

People, please!!! There are houses to SELL and Buyer's to meet!!

So, let me HELP you!

I am sure you have a few spare VACANT rooms I can move into for a little bit.

Don't be shy....

Don't be afraid.....

I promise I won't crowd your space and will be GONE before you know it! :))

You see, I am your Home Staging Gigolo and I am here to help YOU!

Where ever I seem to GO turns to SOLD!!! ;)

So give me a call, let's talk......where you hiding the key??

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I know, I know, everyone is going GREEN.

We have to protect our health, our environment, our world......

Blah...blah...blah....

I get it! I understand! Green is in!

It totally makes sense to Go Green!

Heck, I was in style before GOING GREEN was around!

Check out my stuff.............(drum-roll please!)

BAM!!! WALL TO WALL plush green carpet!!

Sweeeeet!!!! Right? :)

We all LOVE going GREEN!

So what's the BIG DEAL?

Why do all these Home Buyer's get sooooo FRAZZLED when they come to look at me?

Don't they see all I have to offer? My Open floor plan, crown molding, 14ft ceilings, views from every window, custom pool.....

Hello???? Aren't they hip and up to date on the trend?

That's when my wise Agent, yes I have an Agent, told me that I need to have a Stylist come visit me to dress me up!

What! I don't need no stinkin' Stylist...Home Stager....Primper....whatever you want to call it help me get dressed!!

I'm a BIG Boy now.........All 4 bed, 5 full baths, 5, 495 sqft of ME!!!

Sheesssh! You want to dress me??!! Baby, I don't think you could even get your hands around me if you tried!!

Well, so I was overruled, and in came this fast talking Ex-Nu Yawka to tell me how to dress!

Boy, was I WRONG! I will gladly eat crow.....organic crow of course! ;)

You SEE, this Stylist/Pro Home Stager sure knew what she was doing!

Check out how she dressed me up!!!

YaaaaaaaaAAAAHHHHH!

I am no longer GREEN with ENVY!

Now Potential Buyer's can SEE all of me for who I really am!! :)

A BIG beautiful and up to date Estate Home Baby!

Yup, that's right, I am feeling a little PUMPED UP now!!

You would too if you hired a Stylist/Pro Home Stager! (Hint-hint!) ;)

My competition better watch out....cause there is a NEW KID ON THE BLOCK!!!

Please don't GO GREEN.......CARPET! :)

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I hope I didn't scare you away! :/

I know, there are way too many of us hanging around NAKED. ( <-----Did you just click that link) ;)

We think we're looking all cool with a little primping & fluffing (paint & carpet). Not!

Really......like the Doctor always say's "After you've seen one you've seen them all....they all start to look alike!"

YIKES! No, no I'm different! I don't look like all the rest! BLAH BLAH BLAH

YIKES is right! Let's face it, hearing that you "all look alike" isn't going to help when you are trying to sell a Vacant/NAKED Home!

Sure you might think price is KING, however with all the Short Sales, Foreclosures & REO's currently for sale, what makes YOUR Listing stand out from all the rest?

Let's make your Vacant/NAKED Listing the QUEEN of the Valley by Home Staging! :)

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So here I sit NAKED, a little awkward and uncomfortable. :(

Why is everyone walking right past me?

Come on....stop, hang out, get to know me!!

Oh.....you can't cause there is no where to sit and relax....and you feel a bit awkward.

I understand....I don't blame you. :(

HELLO! Well Look at me NOW! I'm all dressed up and ready to GO!

Please, PLEAse, PLEASSSSSSSE, come back and check me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOK.....now you can pull up a chair......sit........relax....stay awhile...........get to know ME! :)

Be proud to bring all your friends to check me out!

Now that I am no longer awkward and NAKED!

Is it me, or do I see a little swagger ;)

Welcome Home!

WHAT'S IN YOUR VACANT LISTING?

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"blah, Blah, BLah.....BLAh......BLAH!"

OK you know what I'm talking about, right?

No....not what you had for dinner last night!

No, not the juicy office gossip!

No, no....not that hit Ke$ha song ;)

However feel free to play and sing along as I blah blah blog! :)

OK, I'm talking about all the VACANT HOMES (BLAH...BLAH...BLAH) that are marketed for sale.

BLAH! There I said it! :)

Really, aren't you tired of looking at Vacant Homes? Of course you are!

Well how do you think your clients feel? Yawn :O

You know, after awhile Vacant Homes all start to look alike. Boring!

Blah.............................................................Blah..........................................................Blah!

Nothing memorable about these vacant rooms. Sure they have some windows...Yippee! Not.

Can you imagine living in these vacant spaces? Well, I can't either and neither will potential Home Buyers!

So let's give Home Buyer's something to remember!! Something that stands out from all the other vacant homes!

Ta-da...........................................................Ta-da......................................................Ta-da!

Let's start the New Year off right by contacting your Professional Home Stager and Home Stage your properties before listing! :)

Say good bye to "BLAH BLAH BLAH!" and hello to "AH AH AH!" :)

What's in your Vacant Listing?

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