I just about choked on my chalupa when I saw an ad for wrinkle cream today. Totally wrinked skin and a smooth complexion model. Right. Call me crazy, but I don't think this is an honest ad. I don't believe you can get rid of wrinkles in 60 minutes with magic face cream. The fine print actually hints to the fact that this is not really a before and after photo. Umm, you're kidding...Really? Brilliant marketing however, as they certainly got my attention, even if they didn't get my credit card number.
Likewise, you probably can't sell a home in today's market in 60 minutes. 4 years ago? If a home was on the market longer than 60 minutes, we wondered what was wrong with it.
Buyers today are looking at more than a few houses before finding the perfect home to buy. Some homes will invariably stand out more than others, but this is not necessarily a good thing. Houses with not-so-positive features often end up with some very creative nicknames by some very creative buyers. After all, the home seeking adventure should be fun, right?
Take for instance the home with the most indescribable odor that became known to my buyers as "Stinky Cheese House". Read more...
With all the doom and gloom market reporting in the media, home buyers think they have plenty of time to mull over their favorite home choices before making a decision to write an offer on one.
Yes, some homes are hanging around awhile on MLS, however half of my listings this year have sold in less than a month and several have sold in less than a week. This week one of my listings was only on the market 3 days when we accepted an offer. Agents calling to schedule a showing appointment are shocked when they find out the home sold in only a few days while their buyers pondered whether they wanted to go back for a second look. Nope...no time for second looks.
Sellers today feel more in need of a miracle than ever when trying to sell their homes. A plastic St. Joseph statue is the "miracle magnet" of choice for many.
The custom of burying a St. Joseph statue when trying to sell a home dates back to at least 1984 in the U.S. but it gained more popularity in 1990's when Realtors started buying mass quantities of the plastic saint, giving instructions to sellers to bury the little guy (can I call a Saint a "little guy"...hmmm maybe not) upside down in the front yard facing away from the home. I guess burying St. Joseph upside down makes him all the more desperate to get out of the dirt and back into the home? I'm not sure.
Why St. Joseph? Why not St. Jude, the Patron Saint of Desperate Causes? Or, St. Isadore of Seville, the Patron Saint of the Internet (did you know there was a Patron Saint of the Internet?)
I've been contacted by Discovery's Channel's Verminators who also produce the other job related shows "Deadliest Catch", "Ax Men", "Ice Road Truckers" and "America's Toughest Jobs".
The new season of "Verminators" is ready to begin production and they are currently looking for "victims" of pest infestation in California, Arizona, Ohio, Texas and Florida who are experiencing problems with infestations of spiders and scorpions and snakes ..."oh my!"
The show is primarily presented to viewers in order to document the job itself...how exterminators work together, what type of equipment they use, what kind of problems they can run into on a job, how they get rid of the pest and how they interact with their clients, etc. The purpose of the show is not to make the client look bad, but rather quite the opposite.
If you are selected to participate on Verminators, their pest eradicators will come in to remedy the problem...at no cost to you (double bonus!) Producers assure me that their purpose is not to make the "victim" look bad and will not disclose names or places if that is a concern to the participant. Of course, it can't hurt if the participant is "fun and interesting!". Oh yes, that would be me...fun and interesting. Almost makes me wish I had a pest problem....almost.
If you are experiencing problems with snakes, spiders, scorpion or even lizards and live in one of the states mentioned AND would like to be considered for the show, you can contact the producers at verminators@gmail.com . Include your name, location and an explanation of your problem. Or..log on to www.discovery.com/verminators.
Let me know if you're selected ~ I'd love to tune in!!
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Voted Chandler's BEST REALTOR 2011 & 2012. Specializing in Chandler, Sun Lakes, Ahwatukee, Gilbert, Tempe & Mesa real estate. www.AmySellsAZ.com
Amy Jones is a top producing REALTOR® specializing in the East Valley communities of
Chandler, Sun Lakes, Gilbert, Ahwatukee, Tempe & Mesa Arizona
Representing buyers and sellers.
I'm not from Arizona, but I got here as soon as I could!
When my story is told to future generations...and it will be told in song, interpretive dance and puppet show, people will weep with joy and through sobs say "Today we have witnessed a life filled with happiness. How can our lives not be bettered by this?" OK, the puppet show response may not be so strong. People may not be ready for puppets.WARNING...Gratuitous Self-Promotion Follows
I relocated from Kenosha, Wisconsin to Chandler, Arizona in 2001 and have been a full time REALTOR® ever since. I'm happily married and the proud mom of 2 daughters and 3 grandchildren.
I was recently voted "CHANDLER'S BEST REALTOR" by Phoenix Foothills Magazine Reader Poll and I have been recognized as one of the Top 50 Real Estate Agents in the Phoenix Metro area by the Phoenix Business Journal which also recognized my Team ~ The Amy Jones Group as one of the Top 25 Real Estate Teams in the Phoenix Metro area as well.
Ok...awards might show you that I'm competent. But really...that's not what it's all about for me. What really matters is the people who put their trust in me. How would I take care of my daughter's real estate transaction? How about my best friend's? Well, that's exactly how I take care of my clients.
"It's like working with your best friend!" It's more than just a tagline.
I think my past clients probably say it best:
"Amy did in 6 weeks what another agent couldn’t do in 6 months. She sold our home! On top of it all, she made it an enjoyable experience, something I can’t say about the other agent. We will definitely be referring her to anyone who is thinking about selling their home!” Kelvin & Wendy Shasteen
"Working with Amy is like working with your best friend. She always watches out for your best interests and loves to laugh, which makes the whole transaction a fun experience. We were actually a little sad when we closed on our dream home and knew we wouldn't be spending those times together anymore. Why would anyone want to work with any other Realtor?" Derek & Denise Gorder
My mission is to consistently provide the highest quality, most innovative, and exceptional real estate service available anywhere in the Phoenix area while specializing in the Maricopa East Valley Communities of Chandler, Gilbert, Mesa, Scottsdale, Sun Lakes, Tempe, and Ahwatukee; and the Northern Pinal communities in Queen Creek and Maricopa. If you're looking for a moutain retreat, now also serving the White Mountain area including Show Low & Pinetop!
My clients' needs always come first. I will strive to always provide value far in excess of my clients' expectations. My constant goal is mutual respect, and long term relationships that are beneficial to all parties.
I will be positive, helpful, and enthusiastic at all times - always focusing on solutions, not challenges. I will take care of business first and foremost, but we will have fun as a "team" and enjoy ourselves in the process.
I will run a clean, organized, and efficient operation, and always adhere to the highest standards of integrity and ethical business practices.
I will never rest on my accomplishments. I will constantly strive to create, develop, and implement new ideas, strategies, and services that will benefit my clients. I will continue to seek continuing education in all aspects of my business to increase the level of service I offer my clients. I will maintain an up-to-date knowledge base on current trends and real estate activities in and the entire Maricopa East Valley as well as Northern Pinal County and the White Mountain areas of Show Low & Pinetop.
Core Values
Achievements & Awards
Voted "Chandler's BEST REALTOR" by Arizona Foothills Magazine Reader Poll
Named one of the Top 50 Real Estate Agents by the Phoenix Business Journal.
Several Multi-Million Dollar Producer Awards presented by the Southeast Valley Regional Association of Realtors.
After 22 years in the Air Force, and 26 moves, Ann and I have had a lot of dealings with real estate personnel; some good and some not so good. We both agree that Amy is the most professional, responsi
ve, knowledgeable and definitely the most caring Realtor we have come in contact with. She came highly recommended from long time Air Force friends. She did an outstanding job helping and guiding us through the challenge of finding, buying and closing on our home in Sun Lakes, Az. Her expert computer skills combined with her photography skills, helped us find our new home, get an expert inspection and close with minimum involvement on our part. Her assistance did not end with closing. Her knowledge of the community has helped us find gardeners, electricians, etc. We consider her a very professional Realtor and a very close FRIEND. ~Ann and Ernie Coleman, Sun Lakes
A is for awesome. A is for amazing, and A is for Amy Jones, the best Realtor in Arizona! I was so lucky to have found Amy 2 years ago to help with the purchase of my condo. She made the transaction seamless. When I decided to buy a different house a few months ago, it was only natural to call on Amy. Within a few days my condo was listed, and within a couple of weeks we had a sale - a full price offer! Amy knew exactly how to price my property in keeping with today's competitive market. Amy also assisted me with the purchase of my new house, for which I will forever be grateful. In all of the buying and selling negotiations, Amy acted as my spokesperson, my advocate and my advisor. She took the time to know what I was looking for, and truly represented me during the entire process. I would recommend Amy to anyone who is looking for a friendly, honest and professional real estate agent. Trust me - she will be your real estate agent for life! ~ Mira Radovich, Tempe
"Amy Jones is simply the Best. We had a house hunting blast with her, so much so that we didn't want the house hunting process to end. Amy is extremely knowledgeable and truly listened to our needs and wants. Amy found us an awesome house in a high demand area in Ocotillo. Amy took control and handled everything for us; from paperwork, to appointments, to what to expect and even getting handy man quotes for us. Amy's work made the entire process so easy and simple; she handled it with such care and great communication. We would not have found our house or had such a wonderful experience without Amy's help and assistance. Amy was terrific to work with and represented us extremely well, with her character, integrity, communication and sense of humor. If you want the Best go with Amy." ~ Derek and Denise Gorder, Ocotillo in Chandler
"Amy did a great job. Best agent I've ever worked with! I've referred her to several friends and family members who have been just as happy with her services!" ~ Eric Katz, Chandler
"From the beginning, Amy Jones made our experience a pleasant one. Her in-depth knowledge of real estate in the South Tempe area helped to speed up the process of finding the house to meet our needs. Amy was always available to answer our questions in a timely manner throughout the time we worked with her. We have referred her to several of our friends and will continue to refer her to anyone who's looking for a Realtor!" ~ Eric & Kim Henes, Tempe
"We had the pleasure of working with Amy Jones on the purchase of our home in Warner Ranch. During our initial meeting, Amy listened very carefully to our needs. Her integrity and willingness to follow through with all the details far exceeded our expectations. We would feel very comfortable referring anyone to Amy!" ~ Gene & Laurie Johnson, Tempe
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