Once again, I am preparing to board an airplane, to fly back to South Carolina and get back with life as "normal". Packing is almost done. Planning is almost done. Sleep... might happen.
Travelling can be fun, but it sure can take a lot out of you! I am ready to get home, to my own bed, my own home, and my own schedule again. It was great having time with my family, but there comes a time when you are ready to get back to normal!
Let's hope that I don't get bogged down in the "busiest day of the year for airports" tomorrow!
Now that I have become the irrefutable expert on Active Rain featured posts, I feel that I must share my knowledge with the 'Rain community at large, to help expand and improve upon the number of bloggers who will attain that fabled rank of "Featured" one day.
Why am I the expert? Well, come now, if you haven't heard, I have had MULTIPLE featured posts on Active Rain. Well, two. But two is better than one, and it's infinitely better than none, right?? Why are you smirking? No bother, just continue reading, and I will help expand your mind so that YOU may attain the GLORY that I did... both times.
Here is my fool-proof method for attaining featured post-dom:
1) Write a blog
2) Wait and see if it gets featured
3) If it's not featured, email several AR friends to go and check it out.
4) If it's still not featured, pay several AR friends to go to that blog and flag it.
5) After that blog is flagged and removed, write another.
6) Pay your AR friends again and instruct them to flag it as "FEATURED" rather than anything else (why do you have to be so darn specific these days???)
7) Wait
8) If, by now, you haven't been featured, contact the AR staff immediately. No, no, not to complain. To find out what their addresses are so that you may send THEM checks as well.
9) Wait some more
10) If you still haven't been featured, return to step 1... but don't blame me - your bribes...er...incentive payments were obviously too small!
You will either become featured, or you will run out of cash, at which point you won't care about blogging any more.
I understand that this knowledge is quite a gift for me to impart, but I am a humble man. You may thank me with glorious comments in adulation of my amazing featured-ability.
Perhaps now I can go and write a third *GRIN*
I am a huge fan of stupid jokes. I love one liners that can bring a laugh when I'm giving a presentation, or a joke to tell at a party. The stupid jokes are the best, because anyone can laugh at them. Here's an example of one.
I was driving with my friend Scott through Greenville when we came to a railroad crossing. I said, "I wonder how often trains come through here." He replied, "Well, I don't know how often, but you can tell one's been through here pretty recently."
I looked but couldn't see any lights, so I asked, "How do you know that?"
He grinned and said, "Well, it left its tracks."
Please, comment, and leave a good one that I can borrow for my next occasion. :)
I decided that billionaires have got to have it easy. See something you want - buy it. Find something you want to do - do it. There aren't a lot of things in the way of someone with a billion dollars in the bank.
It might be a bit hectic earning the money, true. I can see how that might impact one's life for a while. But think about the freedom a billion dollars would give you!
I think it would be awesome to be able to contribute to many people and places in our society that could use philanthropic help. I also know that I'd enjoy being able to go anywhere and do anything.
I guess I have a new goal to set. Time to start selling!
Many of you have read my blogs about my struggle with a very difficult decision. This decision was one that would affect my business, my personal life, as well as my overall well being. It was a decision that I could not take lightly, and I approached it the way one might approach a fight with a wild boar - very carefully!
Which decision was that? Whether or not to buy a smart phone, and what type to buy!
A couple weeks ago, I broke down. I went full force, and bought a Blackberry. I got the Curve, and it's been great! I decided against the Storm, because I wanted to let someone else work the bugs out of it.
Now I'm addicted to it. I can't decide if it's a good thing or a bad thing. On one hand, I have instant contact with any lead that comes into my business via the internet, which is critical for internet leads. On the other hand, I find myself pulling the Blackberry out of its case many times a day, waiting for my next email, or hoping for something exciting. It's almost too much!
I wonder how I made it through life without such technology. I remember not owning a cell phone and being perfectly happy. I remember checking email once a day on my dial-up connection, and being content.
What the heck happened??? Now I want email. I NEED email. I MUST SURF THE INTERNET from my car.... while I'm in a parking lot, of course.
Is there a twelve step program for Blackberry junkies? :-)
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