O.K., so this is still going on?
All those poor little rich, orphaned, African/Jamaican kids are still desperately seeking naive Americans to help them get their long lost money out of these overseas banks? And for a sweet 20% of the booty, no less?
See below for my latest ActiveRain contact.
I so enjoy the opportunity to expose these grammatically-challenged idiots for the leeches they are.
Puh-leez...
| Name: | Bright |
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| Email Address: | msbrightws5@yahoo.fr |
| Subject: | FROM: MISS BRIGHT WILLIAMS, |
| IP: | 41.207.16.33 |
| Message: | FROM: MISS BRIGHT WILLIAMS, COUNTRY: ABIDJAN, IVORYCOAST MY E-MAIL (msbrightws5@yahoo.fr) DEAREST, I GOT YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION THROUGH THIS SITE. AND I DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU,HOPING THAT BY ALMIGHTY GOD GRACE YOU WILL SUCCESSFULLY ASSIST ME OUT FROM MY SITUATION AFTER MY SEVEN GOOD DAYS PRAYERS AND FASTING OVER SEEKING FOR AN OVERSEES GUARDANCE . I AM MISS BRIGHT WILLIAMS, (23 YEARS OLD) THE ONLY DAUGHTER OF (LATE CHIEF WILLIAMS O. THOMPSON,) WHO WAS A FAMOUS AND WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN,THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORYCOAST. I AM SEEKING FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION TO HELP ME TRANSFER THE SUM OF (US$10,000,000.00 )TEN MILLION UNITED STATE OF AMERICAN DOLLARS INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT OVERSEAS FOR AN INVESTMENTS PURPOSES,SUCH AS REAL ESTATES MANAGEMENTS AND STOCK MARKERTS. THE FUND WAS DEPOSITED IN FIXED SUSPENCE ACCOUNT PLEASE , I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 20% OUT OF THIS MY TOTAL FUND AS YOUR COMMISSION FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE TO ME.PLEASE KINDLY WRITE IMMEDIATELY FOR MORE IMPORTANT DETAILS CONCERNING THIS MY MUTUAL TRANSACTION. YOURS FAITHFULLY, MISS BRIGHT WILLIAMS, NOTE: I HAVE ALL THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTS IN RELATION TO THIS MY FUND DEPOSITED BY MY LATE FATHER IN THE BANK. AND ALSO KINDLY REPLY ME ON THIS MY PRIVATE EMAIL ( MY E-MAIL (msbrightws5@yahoo.fr) FOR CONFIDENTIAL AND SECURITY REASONS OK THANKS.) |
Serving up Green Eggs and Ham to Today's Seller
By Lanette Branch, RE/MAX 1st Advantage Realtor in Bel Air
It's vicious out there.
And surely you've heard,
It's a Buyer's Market
An idea Sellers find absurd.
Homes are sitting for eons
It's all in the News
Today's 3 inch headline?
SELLERS SINGIN' THE BLUES
Information abounds
On how you CAN sell:
Mow the lawn, rake the leaves,
Fix that pesky door bell.
Paint the rooms, clear the clutter,
Doggycare for Scruffy,
Clean the carpets, lose the pictures
Of Mom, Dad, and Muffy.
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Now along comes a Realtor
With some news of her own.
Giving a new slant
To the home-selling zone
Want to know what to do
To keep your home UNSOLD?
No, yes, you heard right!
The truth needs to be told!
Want to know what to do
To keep your home on the list
Of the hundreds and hundreds
Of homes that get missed?
The never-been-kissed?
Homes of sellers that are pi$$ed?
Indeed, I can tell you how to keep your home ACTIVE
Hire a Realtor who's cheap
Not tech savvy, un-proactive.
Hire a Realtor who refuses
To spend money for marketing or ads.
One who defines the internet
As "just one of those fads".
Hire a Realtor who thinks
A good digital camera's a waste.
One who takes pictures like this
Or like that
With that "thingee" on her waist.
Better yet, why hire a Realtor at all?
Go FSBO, dear seller
Imagine the haul!
Thousands and thousands
Of dollars you'd save.
While you're riding the wave...
And be sure to add on
To the price of your house.
Since you filed divorce papers
Add 20 grand for your spouse.
Since you installed granite counters
You can add 10 grand more.
Never mind the RECENT sales price
Of the house just next door!
The house that's exactly like yours
But now I digress...
Wake up, my dear sellers.
I say all this in jest
So you realize the way
To stand out from the rest.
Hire a Realtor who knows
How to get the job done.
Hire a Realtor who knows
How to move your home, Hon'.
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Home Seller,
If you've been following my posts, you should be up on what's going on in Bel Air, real estate-wise.
And if you haven't been following my posts, well, shame on you!
Don't believe the hype that's so prevalent in "The News". Homes are selling and will continue to sell. Why? Because people need shelter and will continue to need shelter. Been that way since, well, since forever.
That's just a given.
So, to quickly synopsize --
So, if you need to sell your home right now...
Don't sit around griping about the market; you need to call me today so we can get started on a unique marketing plan designed just for your unique home. The old standbys of pricing right , staging right , and marketing right haven't failed me yet*. Why do you think they call 'em the old standbys? Relax, I'm on the job. Moving houses is what I do, people!
Regards,
*P.S. I've got a few more things in my REALTOR bag that'll get your home sold quickly, too.
Last week in Bel Air, Maryland...
a total of $5.4 million in real estate was SOLD!
Highest Sales Price - $485,000
Lowest Sales Price - $125,000
Above data is for week beginning Sunday, October, 26th and ending Saturday, November 1st for zip codes 21014 and 21015.
Interested in more information on what's happening in Bel Air or looking to buy or sell some real estate of your own? Contact Lanette and let's get started.
Information is obtained from our local MLS and is believed to be accurate, but is not guaranteed.
Last week in Bel Air, Maryland...
a total of $4.3 million in real estate was SOLD!
Highest Sales Price - $510,000
Lowest Sales Price - $132,500
Above data is for week beginning Sunday, October, 19th and ending Saturday, October 25th for zip codes 21014 and 21015.
Interested in more information on what's happening in Bel Air or looking to buy or sell some real estate of your own? Contact Lanette and let's get started.
Information is obtained from our local MLS and is believed to be accurate, but is not guaranteed.
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Successfully Moving Houses in Maryland for Over 15 Years. Ask me about anything Bel Air...go ahead, ask!
I've been doing this real estate thing for over 15 years (that's right, I started when I was 9) and I've gained a wealth of experience and expertise in negotiations and, most importantly, spearheading smooth transactions. I enjoy meeting and working with the many diverse people I deal with on a daily basis and I look forward to working with my next client (could it be you?) towards a successful closing! Visit me to find out more.
I specialize in marketing and selling homes in the Harford County area of Maryland. These areas include Bel Air, Abingdon, 
Belcamp/Riverside, Edgewood, Joppa, Darlington, Street, Jarrettsville, Fallston, Forest Hill, Aberdeen, Havre de Grace, and Churchville. My marketing plan involves extensive internet exposure including impressive virtual tours and links to web sites that ensure my sellers' homes are seen by as many qualified potential buyers as possible. Add to that the fact that I work in concert with my sellers to affect a win for both buyer(s) and seller(s).
My goal is to get to the settlement table (that is, afterall, the goal of both sides!) with absolutely no bloodshed.
Seriously, I aspire to keep all sides informed throughout the process and nip all problems in the bud so as to keep the drama to an absolute minimum. I recognize the fact that while I do this everyday, my sellers (and buyers) do this only once or twice a lifetime--therefore, I bring my expertise to the table to affect a smooth transaction.
Oh yeah--my admittedly weird sense of humor doesn't hurt, either...
The links below have been added for your convenience. Check them out.
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Drop me a quick line, call me, or drop by my place to find out more about me, for Pete's sake!
Who's Pete, anyway?
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