THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY....
( as well as the idiosyncrasies of English)
1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.....
3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND
APES?
5. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE
BAD GIRLS LIVE.
6. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, 'WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP
SECTION?' SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
7. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
8. IF A DEAF PERSON SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH
SOAP?
9. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT
CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
10. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
11. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO 'GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?'
12. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED
PLANT?
13. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
14. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
15. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL
CLEAN THEM?
16. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
17. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
18. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO
REMAIN SILENT?
21. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
22. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
24. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
25. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
26. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?
27. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
28. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?
29. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED 'HEMORRHOIDS' INSTEAD OF 'ASSTEROIDS'?
30. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
31. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
32. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES DO THEY BECOME
DISORIENTED?
33. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?
This is from yesterday. Very cold outside, but clear enough to see forever.... I have a few really great pictures from this setting. Just need to complete some editing. Great hiking up here. This is near the Rhododendron forest. There is also camping, both tent and cabin, in the area. Just an amazing area.

As I've mentioned before, I give donations as closing gifts. I would like to share one of my letters I use. This not my finished product that I'm currently using (It's under construction) but it gives you an idea. I also got this idea from conferences. Go go go!
This year we will be giving as much support for local charities and non profit organizations as we possibly can, with our time, talents, and financial resources. You to can do your part to strengthen our community, in which we work, play, learn, and grow.
Please join us in donating the coast of your conventional closing gift to one of the following worthy local causes, or feel free to suggest your own.
The donation will be made in your name and it WILL make a difference!
Girl Scouts
Boy Scouts
Boys and Girls Club
Humane Society
American Red Cross
Susan B. Komen Foundation
Make a Wish Foundation
Children's Miracle Network
Ronald McDonald House
Okay it's not wordless Wednesday or..something Sunday...but I wanted to share the beauty of our area.

This is this morning looking out our mountains!!!! They are especially beatiful when they are snow covered. We have had a lot of rain lately...no snow...aghhhhh....Hoping for a white Christmas.
Merry Christmas everyone..............and a Happy New Years
Spent yesterday taking a day to enjoy the beauty of the area here in Northeast Tennessee.
This was taken
in a National Forest close to Mountain City. It is called Gentry Creek Falls. There are 13 creeks to cross before you reach an incredible waterfall at the end. Judging by the next picture, you may understand why we only made it across 6creeks before we turned around! Our only other choice would have been...swimming!

I had to shimmy down this tree- trying to get BACK across was not quite as easy- that's a whole nother story!

Did I mention it was cold? This area has so much to offer. If you are looking for an all around place to live, hiking, mountains, lakes, look no more! It's here in Northeast Tennessee.
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