Adrian Salgado

Interlude: “Jeter” is my parents’ 7 year old Viszla/Rhodesian Ridgeback, not the 3-time Gold Glove award winner with a career .317 batting average who was named American League Rookie of the Year in 1996, World Series and All Star Game MVP in 2000 and American League Silver Slugger in 2006 & 2007. Not the one with 4 championship rings either.

As I head west on a nondescript stretch that separates Coral Gables from West Miami, I notice this

and I can’t contain myself. I had to pull out the Canon Powershot SD 450.

Can any appraisers out there please tell me how much value this work of art adds to the property?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Adrian Salgado is a Realtor Associate with RED I Realty in Miami, FL and can be reached at 305-491-7179 or SalgadoA@gmail.com

EL APPRAISER: Oye, you down to go see Jay-Z?

A MIAMI REAL ESTATE BLOG: Jay-Z is in town?

EL APPRAISER: Yeah, he’s playing at the American Airlines Arena on Saturday and he’s doing something like a rehearsal show or some sh*t tomorrow at the Fillmore in the beach…

A MIAMI REAL ESTATE BLOG: They sold tickets to a Jay-Z “rehearsal”?

EL APPRAISER: Yeah.

A MIAMI REAL ESTATE BLOG (thinking to himself): Ese negro es un caballo (no pun intended)!

A MIAMI REAL ESTATE BLOG: A Jay-Z “rehearsal show” in the intimate setting of a 1951 Art Deco theater? That sounds interesting. I’m down for that.

Long story short…

March 21

“Allow me to reintroduce myself my name is Hov, (Oh) H to the O.V. I used to sell snowflake by the O.Z.”

OK, so I temporarily lifted the self-imposed moratorium for attending local hip hop shows and attended the Jay-Z “rehearsal show” (it was more like “Jay-Z for mostly people of Caucasian descent”, but I don’t think it would be politically correct to market it like that) last night at The Fillmore at The Jackie Gleason Theater in Miami Beach.

Off topic: I will never ever call this place The Fillmore. It is and always will be The Jackie Gleason Theater - period. However, much respect to Live Nation for the job they did with the renovations and the sound (which is spectacular - can’t wait to see The Strokes inside this place…again). I know many of the purists worried about the integrity of the theater when Live Nation took over. Being the traditionalist that I am (when it comes to landmarks, at least), I worried a little too. However, the 2,700-seat theater was operating on a $1.5 million deficit before Live Nation took over. Live Nation proposed a 15-year lease for the city-owned theater in which they would perform a $3.5 million renovation (which was greatly needed and appreciated) and pay the city a minimum of $1 million per year. You do the math. Besides, the theater lost a lot of its former bread-and-butter acts to the Performing Arts Center in Downtown Miami. It was time for change, no?

By the way, since we’re “off topic” on local landmark names, Dolphins Stadium fka Pro Player Stadium will always be Joe Robbie Stadium. The man built the stadium with private funds for crissakes! Name the entire city of Miami Gardens “Joe Robbie Gardens” or something like that.

Where was I? Oh yeah, Jay-Z.

Wow!

Backed by a full band (that flawlessly riffed into and out of all types of funk, soul, and rock-n-roll classics) featuring guitar, bass, drums, percussion, keyboards, horns and a turntablist (yes live music at a “hip hop” show), Jay-Z effortlessly cruised through a catalog that spans his 11+ year music career. From Reasonable Doubt all the way to last year’s critically-acclaimed American Gangster, Jay-Z gave every member of his audience his/her fair share of what they came to see…and then some.

“Public Service Announcement” for necks to sever? Check.

“I Just Want To Love You” for the chicken heads who swear he’s talking about them? Check.

“Can I Live?” for the old school Reasonable Doubt/Vol. 1 set? Check.

“Jigga What? Jigga Who?” for the thugs (he absolutely killed this one - killed it). Check.

“Big Pimpin” for everybody else? Check (although he didn’t really “sing” this one; after the DJ dropped the intro to the song that even yo’ mama knows the words to, he let the crowd “spit” his verse word for word - a capella).

I gotta confess. I didn’t go in expecting a whole lot, but when the band started playing “……….” (after Grolsch/Grey Goose/Stella Artois/Heineken/some Scottish beer from Zeke’s/Modelo Especial, etc. you don’t expect me to remember what song he started the show with, do you?), the vibe was set. This was gonna be a fun show. And it was.

However, no matter how much fun it was for everyone in attendance, the lesson to be learned was much greater. Love ‘em or hate ‘em (and a lot of people I know fall into the latter), Jay-Z, Jigga, Hova, Hovito, H to the Izzo, Jigga Man, J.A.Y. Hyphen, God M.C. (and whatever other pseudonym/alter egos he goes by these days) and Shawn Carter:

• are pop stars.

• are not a business man - they are a business, man (as he so cleverly stated on Kanye West’s “Diamonds Are Forever” remix).

• are genii (plural form of the word “genius”).

• are marketing masterminds.

• are artists.

• are hustlers.

• have “the hottest chick in the game wearing their chain”.

I could go on forever.

I could’ve even said something like Obama/Carter, but I don’t wanna start some sh*t (chuckle, chortle, chuckle, chuckle).

Adrian Salgado is a Realtor Associate at RED I Realty in Miami, FL and can be reached at 305-491-7179 or SalgadoA@gmail.com

Does anybody have the number to the Karma Police?

I need them to, at the very least, question whoever is responsible for this immediately, if not sooner.

This is Barcelona Condominiums, a new 71-unit affordable housing project currently under construction at 2217 NW 7 St in Miami that promotes and offers the opportunity for homeownership instead of the usual for rent affordable housing. The acute lack of local affordable housing coupled with the Miami Herald’s well-documented abuses of those chosen to provide a solution to the problem, make affordable housing projects like these a welcome addition to the city.

I commend any developer willing to tackle the issue of affordable housing. However, is there a reason why affordable housing has to look so…well, affordable?

When will local leaders, planners, developers and the general populace realize that affordable housing and good design can co-exist? Low cost housing doesn’t have to mean low quality housing. Good design, especially in the affordable housing sector, should meet the users’ needs, enhance the neighborhood and should be built to last.

Although this building stands to offer a short-term solution to 71 families in need of affordable shelter, it fails to address the long-term needs of those very families and more importantly, the community as a whole. A quick look at the structure will tell you that it’s obsolete even before it has been completed. I can only wonder what it will look like 10 years from now.

An unmasqueraded parking garage fronting a building that fronts a major thoroughfare? Come on!

I’m no architect (although I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night), but why not create a pedestrian friendly arcade or colonnade to provide the residents with some necessary refuge from the hot sun on those dreadful Miami summer days? Can we do something about the Pepto-Bismol pink that easily identifies the building from SR-836? Why the balconies in white?

Does anybody out there have any ideas as to what we can do to save the people who will eventually occupy this building?

By the way, take a look at the “sales pitch” below:

En español:

Now take a look at the following photo-op disguised as a “ground breaking ceremony”:

Does anything catch your attention?

Adrian Salgado is a Realtor Associate with RED I Realty in Miami, FL and can be reached at 305-491-7179 or SalgadoA@gmail.com.