Learn Chinese in 5 minutes!! OK read the English meaning and then "OUT LOUD" say the Chinese words... (You MUST read them out loud or it doesn't make as much sense)...
1) That's not right.................................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.......................................... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man............................................. Dum Fuk
5) Small horse........................................ Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?....................... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table........... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here.............................. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King
12) staying out of sight.............................. Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu
15) Great.................................................. Fa Kin Su Pah
Lesson 5
A little bird was flying south for the winter.
Lesson 4
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of
Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. ................... ............................................. ................................. ........................ ............... She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car,
he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.
' Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
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