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To American Soldiers And Their Families Everywhere

I am not much for long, eloquently worded, mushy expressions of gratitude but on this day I do want to tell every soldier, past and present, on the field and off, over seas and here in America, along with their families, that from the bottom of my heart, I thank you. I thank you for the selflessness and sacrifice each and every one of you have made to keep us here at home safe. It's your passion and desire to protect America, its ideals and and its freedoms that make all of you military men and women, heroes

Today, along with every day, please know that your sacrifice is not going unnoticed. I, along with millions of Americans, am so incredibly grateful to you. It seems as though this country is always at odds within itself, split between party lines and personal opinions on everything from legalizing drugs to gay marriage, but our freedom allows us to express them and one of the few things we can all agree upon is, it's because of you.

So, thank you.

Thank you for being heroes willing to sacrifice your freedoms and lives for ours.

Thank you

LOL FRIDAY - The Best Years Of Their Lives

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. They decide to go inside and the following conversation takes place...

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers: "Yes"

Jacob: "We are about to be married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course"

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds"

Jacob: "Medicine for Rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely"

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works"

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely"

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do"

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs, walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes"

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure"

Jacob: "Wonderful, we'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

Superior Schools - Seminole County, Florida

For those of you thinking about moving to Florida over the summer but have heard horrible things about the Florida school systems, let me set your mind at ease.

Yes, all schools are experiencing cut backs and Florida's are no exception but here in Seminole County, schools are becoming creative in how they're cutting budgets in order to keep their exceptional reputation as one of the best school systems in Florida!

To be specific, the following are the actual grades Seminole County Schools have received the past two years.

Elementary Schools: The number of schools receiving

2007 2008

A-ratings 30 29

B-ratings 6 4

C-ratings 1 4

D-ratings 0 0

F-ratings 0 0

Middle Schools: The number of schools receiving

A-ratings 11 12

B-ratings 1 0

C-ratings 0 0

D-ratings 0 0

F-ratings 0 0

High Schools: The number of schools receiving

A-ratings 2 6

B-ratings 6 3

C-ratings 1 0

D-ratings 0 0

F-ratings 0 0

Furthermore, Seminole County Schools have consitantly recieved top grades for the past 5 years. To check previous year's grades click on the Seminole County Public School System's link below.

http://www.scps.k12.fl.us

Having three children attend three different school systems in both Massachusetts and Florida, I'm aware of how differently schools handle challenges and accountability., it's a difficult and daunting task, but Seminole County Schools are meeting those challenges head on while still providing excellent education and leadership for our children.

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LOL Friday - True Friendship: With None Of that Sissy Crap

True Friendship -- With None Of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cute little smiley faces, just the stone cold truth of what great friendship really is.

1. When you are sad --I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue --I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile --I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When you are scared --I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.

5. When you are worried --I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused --I will try to use only little words.

7. When you are sick --Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have!

8. When you fall --I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Give this list to 10 of your closest friends.

Then get depressed because you can only think of 4.

The Crappiest Generation

We live in an truly amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots."

Watch this video--so funny because it's so true!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jETv3NURwLc