What follows are actual sentences that appeared in church bulletins or were announced during church services. Some of these are funny enough to bring the house down, including the House of Christ. So here's a little levity to get your weekend started, may it be filled with friends and merriment. Enjoy and have a wonderful weekend :-)
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.. They need all the help they can get.
The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: 'Break Forth Into Joy.'
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered. The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: ''I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours'
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Titusville, Florida
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Home Sweet Home Florida Realty, Inc.
At Home With Diversity (AHWD)
Certified Residential Specialist (CRS)
e-PRO Internet Certified (e-PRO)
Graduate Realtor Institute (GRI)
Relocation Specialist
Titusville, Florida
Cell: 321.544.6808
www.HomeSweetHomeFlorida.com
www.Titusville-FL-Real-Estate.com
It seems these days stress is around every corner. How we meet these challenges determines the quality of our lives. You may have seen these stress management tactics before, but they bear repeating as we continually attempt to define ourselves in terms of where we are....either in business or personally. There are pearls of wisdom strewn about....let's harvest them today! Hope your Monday ends superbly.
Stress
A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked 'How heavy is this glass of water?'
Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.
The lecturer replied, 'The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it.
If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance.
In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.'
He continued, 'And that's the way it is with stress management.
If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, We won't be able to carry on. '
'As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden.'
'So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of work down. Don't carry it home. You can pick it up tomorrow.
Whatever burdens you're carrying now, let them down for a moment if you can.'
So, my friend, Put down anything that may be a burden to you right now. Don't pick it up again until after you've rested a while.
Here are some great ways of dealing with the burdens of life:
* Accept that some days you're the pigeon...and some days you're the statue.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
* Always wear stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be "recalled" by their maker.
* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
* If you lend someone $200 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to be kind to others.
* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,
Because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
* The second mouse gets the cheese.
* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
* We could learn a lot from crayons... Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colours, but they all have to live in the same box.
*A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Home Sweet Home Florida Realty, Inc.
At Home With Diversity (AHWD)
Certified Residential Specialist (CRS)
e-PRO Internet Certified (e-PRO)
Graduate Realtor Institute (GRI)
Relocation Specialist
Titusville, Florida
Cell: 321.544.6808
www.HomeSweetHomeFlorida.com
www.Titusville-FL-Real-Estate.com
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permission of Gail MacMillan, Home Sweet Home Florida Realty Inc, Titusville FL. Permission granted
with a link back to my website and/or blog providing site is appropriate for all ages. Thank you for
respecting my creative expression and not plagiarizing.
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To provide TRANSPARENCY throughout the real estate transaction. To provide you with the INFORMATION needed to make a truly informed decision. To be with you every step of the way and to make you aware of the good...the bad...and sometimes the not so pretty! I aim to earn your TRUST--your CONFIDENCE--your BUSINESS--and your REFERRALS.
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Making a move is never easy! Coming to another state, knowing zero about the
area, is much harder. That is why we appreciated Gail MacMillan of Home Sweet
Home Florida Realty so much. She was much more than a realtor! She was a
friend, a mentor and an invaluable resource for needed information all rolled
into one. She knew just the kind of home we were looking for and only directed
us to those that would fall into that category preventing a waste of time. Once the
purchase was decided upon, she was a dynamo at getting together a list of local
information it would have taken us much time to gather. Gail truly made our
"Home Sweet Home" one we will love for a long time to come. For anyone new
to the Florida scene, and looking for that just right home, believe that picking that
RIGHT realtor is the key to a happy "Home Sweet Home" outcome.
Lucy & Jim
Massachusetts
As a first time home buyer, I was expecting a long, drawn-out process Gail was such a joy to work with. She got our house on the market, under
of finding and purchasing a home in Titusville. But my actual
experience was a breeze, thanks to Gail's services throughout the
entire process. She is very knowledgeable about the area, which made
finding the perfect home in a nice neighborhood a snap! It was clear
early on that Gail has an excellent eye for detail and was extremely
thorough during (and after) the time we worked together. Overall she
is a superb agent and a pleasure to work with, I cannot recommend her
highly enough!
Dominic Williams
contract and closed - all in 45 days. Her hard work and dedication to her
clients is evident in her passion for her work. We couldn't have done it without
Gail. She was able to solve any problem and make the buying, selling, and
moving process as simple as possible. I would highly recommend her to
ANYONE! Thanks Gail for all of your help.
Jennifer and Steven Lea
I would highly recommend Gail MacMillan for your real
estate needs. She is a hard working, dedicated Real Estate
Professional. In a difficult real estate market she was able
to sell my father's house and my personal residence within
a reasonable period of time. Great job!
Howard W. Rinker DDS
My husband and I were moving back from a job overseas
and got in touch with Gail MacMillan on the web to
help us find a house in Brevard County. She was very
helpful, sending many houses matching our needs and
price range to preview over the web. When we arrived
in Florida, she had more options for us to look at
also. She spent many days with us looking at houses
and several months of corresponding with us in Turkey.
All her hard work paid off as we are very happy with
our new home. She made the mortgage application
process and the closing very easy also. We would
highly recommend Gail and her agency for your real
estate need in Brevard County.
Laurie and Mike Flynn
Dear Gail,
We apologize for this long overdue thank you. Actually, we know we've
taken longerto write this note than it took for you to sell our property
once you had the listing. You have no idea how easy you made our job.
We were concerned, as court appointed Personal Representatives trying
to sell a property in a weak residential market. We talked with friends
and you came so highly recommended we couldn't wait to get our listing
to you. Within a week of your taking over, we had an offer. The entire
transaction was completed within what seems like a couple of weeks.
We are ever so thankful to you. From the beginning we knew we were in
the right hands. Your enthusiasm, terrific marketing know-how and great
attitude is refreshing and positive. You are the consummate professional.
You've made us, the heirs to the property, and new buyer family so happy.
We look forward to doing business with you again, in the future, and wish
you much deserved success.
Kathleen M. Ellis
Personal Representative
Gail, Hi Gail, Dear Gail, Natalie Drapac
It feels so good to finally be home again in Florida! We want you to know that
we could not have accomplished any of our relocation with out YOU! When we
first began our process of moving, things seemed so overwhelming, looking at
web sites, viewing literally hundreds of houses, and all the while trying to sell
our house in South Carolina! I will never forget the first time you called to
"check in" and when our conversation ended I felt very relieved.......you were
a breath of fresh air and I felt like I had known you forever! How someone can
be so professional, yet personable, was beyond belief! My family and I would
like to thank you for everything you did from just being there for "support" and
"encouragement", to finding a place we can temporarily call home until we
purchase our next house. You truly went above and beyond and we are very
content where we are residing; you certainly covered all bases in all of our
requests! We would also like to mention that the timely fashion you completed
our transaction in was and remains very much appreciated! You are truly a gem
and a fine, fine professional. Thank you for continuing to listen to our desires in
purchasing our next house and for always responding positively and enthusiastically!
Most importantly, thank you for respecting how very important our children's needs
and futures are to us in regards to our "home".......... We all thank you from the
bottom of our hearts! You are an inspiration to all!
Robert, Patti, Avery & Aidan Smith
Titusville, Florida
Gail is the best asset you could have when buying or selling a home! She was
always helpful and attentive during the process of buying our first home. She
found us the perfect home, and even when the buying process got a little bumpy-
due to negotiations with the sellers- Gail stuck by our side until the end. She
followed through on everything that she said she would. We would recommend
her to all of our friends and family, and look forward to working with her again
in the future! Thank you again for everything!
Greg and Sloan Rawl
It was a pleasure to work with on the sale of our property. I deal with
Realtors on a daily basis in my work in Seattle and found you to be
among the best I have worked with. You were honest and you worked
hard to get the best price in a difficult market. The sale went through with
minimum effort on my part. Thanks so much for your help. If I ever get
any properties to sell in Florida in any of my bankruptcy cases I will be
sure to give you a call and will recommend you to any of the other
Trustees as a reference.
Sincerely,
Michael McCarty
I wanted to express how impressed my husband and I were with your
performance as our realtor. Every promise you stated when we first
met was not only kept, but exceeded our expectations. Your level of
professionalism is impeccable and should be an example to others in
your field. We were the most impressed with your marketing capabilities
with the sale of our home. In the short four weeks it to took to sell our home,
you arranged two open houses and a broker tour. Not to mention the overnight
advertising of our house on the MLS, the yard signage and flyers. Wow!
Thank you for protecting our interests and your level of care in doing so.
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