Why cant blondes tell knock knock jokes? Because, they always leave to answer the door...
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
Matt
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It's been a busy day in credit repair world. I thought I'd take a moment to post some more blonde jokes!
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?
Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?
Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
Matt
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National Credit Fixers: 330 Roberts Street Suite 402 East Hartford CT 06108 phone: 860-282-6181. National Credit Fixers boasts of 13 years experience repairing low FICO scores. Whether your credit has been damaged by a foreclosure, bankruptcy, slow credit, collections, judgments, repossessions, etc. we can help. We are the experts in credit restoration and credit repair. We have helped numerous residents of Ashford CT. We are experts in Credit Repair.
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Matt
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That's right you read the headline correctly. Nine Banks failed in one day. All 9 banks failed on Friday Oct. 30th making it the largest number of bank failures in one day in US history!
The banks that failed are:
| North Houston Bank | Houston | TX |
| Madisonville State Bank | Madisonville | TX |
| Citizens National Bank | Teague | TX |
| Park National Bank | Chicago | IL |
| Pacific National Bank | San Francisco | CA |
| California National Bank | Los Angeles | CA |
| San Diego National Bank | San Diego | CA |
| Community Bank of Lemont | Lemont | IL |
| Bank USA, N.A. | Phoenix | AZ |
That brings the total of bank failures for 2009 to a whopping 115. How does that total compare with previous years you ask? Well in 2008 there were 26, in 2007 there were only 3, and in 2005 & 2006 there were zero (statistics obtained from FDIC at http://www.fdic.gov/bank/individual/failed/banklist.html)
Matt
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