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Giant Pink Snails Threaten the Miami Beach Condo Market.

Giant pink snails measuring almost eight feet high have invaded tony Miami Beach, Florida! They can be seen singly and in pairs in every neighborhood of the city. ALmost forty-five have benn sighted so far.

Unlike their normal smaller counterparts, which are known to move rather slowly, these giant pink snails are incredibly fast. So fast, in fact, that their movements cannot be discerned by the human eye...they just appear to sit quietly still in all there pinkness along city streets and in public parks while actually capturing and eating the children of unwary tourists.

As you can see in the picture, two unsuspecting children are about to be consumed.

Giant Pink Snails Threaten Miami Beach Condo Market

All this high speed movement and mayhem is contributing to the troubled Miami Beach condo market. Condo owners have been seen staring glassy-eyed at the mammoth pink snails and signing contracts to sell there properties for pennies on the dollar...just to avoid the impending 99% slide and devaluation of all the condos values in Miami Beach.

Interviews with local official have yielded absolutely no plan to protect Miami Beach condo owners from these highly mobile, highly toxic and highly dangerous giant pink snails. These have just arrived on Thursday, November 18th, 2010...(which by the way, this is unofficially considered the start of the Miami Beach 2010/2011 Winter Season due to the thirty-eight percent increase in non-Florida licensed automobiles clogging the streets).

Currently, no one has seen these creatures copulating, but because of their high speed movement, it is possible that they are going to the many vacant Miami Beach condos and "doing it" out of sight in the middle of the night. Many condo owners have reported a low pitched "scooching" sound emanating from their empty neighbors apartments late at night. Concerns grow daily that as the giant pink snails start to reproduce that they will actually attempt to become residents of the city, buy condos and the apply for the homestead exemptions. The situation has gotten completely out of hand.

At a meeting of local raised-bed gardeners a call was put out for massive shipments of organic snail killer to be sprayed from orange Coast Guard helicopters but there is no money in the city budget to pay for this eradication. For more information on these outrageous invaders, please visit Giant Pink Snails and for more accurate information on the Miami Beach Condo market , please visit Miami Beach condos for sale.

50 Biscayne Condos For Sale

The 50 Biscayne is one of Miami's newest most luxurious condo towers. Designed by world class architect, Carlos Ott, 50 Biscayne is unique. You can't go wrong with an apartment in 50 Biscayne.

As of DATE the developer has closed 40% of the units in 50 Biscayne, and has become more aggressive with the pricing recently.

If you would like a complete analysis of the price per sqft at which recent sales have been closing, please contact us at the MiamiCondoLifestyle Team and we will prepare our market report for you.

About 50 Biscayne Condos

• Community: Miami Downtown
• Architect: Sieger Suarez Architectural Partnership
• Views: Bayfront
• Year Built: 2007
• Bedrooms: Studios, 1, 2 & 3
• Residence Size: 567 - 1789
• Pet Friendly: Yes
• Two per residence, up to 45 lbs
• Total Residences: 523
• Number of Stories: 54
• Price Range: $158,900 - $899,000

50 Biscayne Condos Downtown Bayfront

Studios start at $158,000, one bedrooms at $254,000, two bedrooms fron $310,000 and three beds from $568,000. Recent sales have been in the $325 to $375 per square foot range. 50 Biscayne apartments range in size from 567 to 1,789 sq ft

Click here for 50 Biscayne condos for sale.

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For more information or to schedule a showing, please call 305-321-7043, toll free or visit 50 Biscayne Bayfront Condos

<p>Miami Bank Owned Foreclosure Condos represent almost 34 percent of the annual Miami Multiple listing condo sales in 2010. The number of available condos for sale is being absorbed at an astonishing rate of every eighty days. This is a "SELLER'S MARKET" so one must be prepared and ready to go.</p>

<p> Often, these are the best priced properties in Miami, but one must be really ready to go in order to actually buy them. This includes arranging any financing requirements prior to searching for properties. It is also a good idea to find an experienced Realtor who works with banks regularly and knows how to navigate their process. Being an "all cash buyer" puts you at the front of the line.</p>

<p>When you are ready to get started, ask yourself several questions. Will this be my residence or an investment or second home? Do I need a property in great condition or will a "fixer-upper" be OK? What will I do when I buy it...Flip it or keep it ? You must set your goals before you start.<p>

<p> For a complete list of all available properties, please visit Miami Bank Owned Foreclosure Condos. </p>

Isola Brickell Key Bayfront Condos - Miami, Florida
December 2nd, 2009
Miami Beach, Florida

Isola Brickell Key Bayfront Condos selling conditions have improved dramatically in the last twelve months.  One bedrooms apartments start at $120,000 and two bedrooms at $195,000.  Recent sales have been in the $175 to $225 per square foot range. 

One bedrooms are approximately 670-720 sqft and two bedroom apartments range in size from  995 to 1,025.

The real change has come in the reduced inventory for sale over the past year with a 68.7 percent decline while sales have averaged about three apartments a month.

Isola Brickell Key Bayfront Condos Inventory Down Drastically

Isola Brickell Key Bayfront Condos

Isola Brickell Key Bayfront Condos

Isola Condos - Brickell Key Bayfront Real Estate

Isola Condos offer 300 one and two bedroom residences, each with a private balcony offering spectacular city or bay views. With eight different floorplans ranging in size from 717 sqft one bedrooms to 1,121 sqft two bedrooms, this is the perfect affordable second home opportunity.

Isola Residences is located at 770 Claughton Drive on Brickell Key near the Brickell Avenue financial district in Downtown Miami. Isola has recently renovated all the apartments; making it one of the more attractive buildings on the island especially for investors and second home owners.

A well managed building with easy access to the financial district, clubs, restaurants and all that is the Brickell condo lifestyle. Isola is a great live and work location for Miami's young professionals.

Few communities like Isola Brickell Key offer downtown conveniences as well as the utmost in privacy and seclusion. That's what makes Isola condo residences so unique. Long commutes to work become ancient history; the Isola Brickell Key location is just minutes from the business centers of Brickell Avenue & downtown Miami. When it's time to relax, shopping, clubs, entertainment, sports, & recreation are just over the bridge. Isola Condos Brickell Key has twenty-three stories and 300 one and two bedroom residences. Each apartment has a private balcony with spectacular city and bay views - the Miami Bayfront lifestyle. Luxurious appointments abound within Isola Brickell Key Condominium, & a resort style pool, state-of-the-art fitness center, two tennis courts and; even a fully-equipped business center offer the maximum in convenience.

Isola Brickell Key Condo Residences incomparable location, luxurious appointments & idyllic island ambiance will provide you with the Miami Condo lifestyle youknow you want.

Isola Condo Residences - Driving Directions:

I-95 to exit 2 (Brickell). Go to Southwest 8th street, at the traffic light turn left (eastbound) onto southwest 8th street which becomes Brickell Key Drive. After you pass Brickell Avenue, go over the bridge and through the security gates, you will see the property sign for Isola Island Residences on your right.
For more information or to schedule a showing, please call 800-433-5960, toll free or visitIsola Brickell Key Bayfront Condos.