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Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one.
Traffic Cop: Don't have one?
Older Woman: No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Traffic Cop: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Traffic Cop: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Traffic Cop: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Traffic Cop: You what!?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: My colleague here tells me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Are you serious?!
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The traffic cop is quite stunned.
Officer 2: My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license quizzically.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by my officer here that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner!
Older Woman: Bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.
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French Inspired Estate [6 Bedrooms, 4½ Baths] 52 Geiger Lane Warren, Somerset County, NJ |
$1,900,000 |
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Luxury New Home Avail. 60 Days [6 Bedrooms, 5½ Baths] 126 OAKWOOD ROAD WEST Watchung, Somerset County, NJ |
$1,849,000 |
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New Home Avail. 60 Days [4 Bedrooms, 3 Baths] 91A MORNING GLORY ROAD Warren, Somerset County, NJ |
$800,000 |


| For further information Phone: Paul Stillwaggon (908) 561-5492 |
You can Email us at: njestates@gmail.com We are located at: 55 Stirling Road, Watchung, NJ 07069 |
This magnificent French inspired Manor gives you a sense of culture as you enter the cul-de-sac property. Those who appreciate outstanding features will marvel at the unsurpassed detail coupled by the finest of materials. Encompassed by stately homes and a large tear drop driveway, the exterior of the home is harmonious with the unparalleled sophistication of the outstanding interior. A nine foot wrought iron double door boasts glass windows specially selected for a spectacular presentation. A stone terrace extends from many of the beautifully appointed rooms. Coffered and domed ceilings and walls are often accented with hand painting beckoning you up the gentle flow of the stairwell turret. As in any piece of art, new outstanding features will be noticed every time you walk through this "one of a kind" residence.
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French Inspired Estate [6 Bedrooms, 4½ Baths] 52 Geiger Lane Warren, Somerset County, NJ |
$1,900,000 |
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COMPLETE INFO UPDATED DAILY
Current Listings Info
Luxury New Homes
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| For further information Phone: Paul Stillwaggon (908) 561-5492 |
You can Email us at: njestates@gmail.com We are located at: 55 Stirling Road, Watchung, NJ 07069 |
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