OK... Here we go! Another application turned down! Oh well! We tried very hard to get YOU, Mr. & Mrs. TENANT, accepted by giving you the benefit of the doubt..... WE SCREENED EXTENSIVELY, SEEKING CREDIBLE EVIDENCE, based upon what you fed us!
You KNEW they were LIES in the beginning!!! Do you think we are that vulnerable??? Listen, we are NOT boasting, but we have heard just about it all.... Didn't you not know we wrote the book ..."578 Excuses Tenants Use!" We revert to this book exclusively to avert EVICTIONS! We will properly screen each person desirous to move into one of our accommodations.... it's part of our procedures in MANAGEMENT!
Your LIES are NOT fool proof and will be added to our book! Thank you for the contributions... and NO! we will NOT be dishing out Royalties for your new entry!! Please check this LIE list before you call....
Current OVERUSED Circulation of LIES:
... And the list continues...
Please Mr. & Mrs. Applicant.... do us all a favor and get your lies straightened out BEFORE you apply for a rental! If ALL you have are credit issues, you do not have to LIE about it, be honest, for we have SOLUTIONS that just may just place you into one of our units! Thank you!
"Where the RIGHT Price is the RICE Price!"
© Copyright 2009 Rice Property Management, All rights reserved
DISCLAIMER: Diane Rice, and Rice Property Management & Realty, LLC, disclaims all liability for any damages or losses, direct or indirect that may result from use of or reliance on information contained in this blog or for accuracy of comments or opinions of visitors to my blogs.
My driver's license expired in March. I was required to renew in person to undergo vision screening, and get an updated photograph.
My mind was pre-programmed to expect a criminal-looking photograph that would be my official identification for the next four to eight years! -------------------------->
Those who are acquainted with me, are accustomed to my routine of walking into a crowd, charging the atmosphere, revving up the audience until laughter flows, and no difference was made with my visit to the Secretary of State facility in Illinois.
After handing over my old license, paying the renewal fee, and successfully passing the administered eye examination, time finally came to have my picture taken!
When my name was called, i placed the biggest grin on my face, made eyeball to eyeball contact with the photographer, and said (in hearing distance of everyone waiting) ...."please take an extra ten pounds off my weight and 10 years off my picture!!" Evoking a smile, he instructed me where i needed to be seated.
While waiting for the processing, my next question was... "May i have a re-take IF it comes out not to my liking?" At that point, the photographer had adjusted his composure and listening ear to "ALERT" and was prepared to answer my questions creatively.... but there was no need, for the picture came out G R E A T!
I was so pleased with it that i placed it here on Active Rain, on my Website, Twitter, Facebook, and other places on the web! Of course, now there is no dread when asked to produce identification! The visible background "markings" seen on the license are theft-preventative insertions of the Illinois logo. I do not mind displaying it ..... markings and all!
The State of Illinois has several designs for licenses and IDs with varying features that distinguishes categories. Here is a link with the details -----> LINK
If YOU are a driver residing in Illinois, and are up for renewal of your license, you can now look forward to getting a better looking picture than you had before.... that is..... UNLESS you look much worse!!
Diane Rice, Broker/Owner of Rice Property Management & Realty, LLC., with offices in South Holland and Riverdale, Illinois can be reached at 708-862-RICE, or on the web at http://www.862RICE.com
Police Chief, Hollis Dorrough Jr. addresses landlords at June 2009 meeting while Joe Hodges, Landlord President (left) looks on.
NOTICE TO ALL BUSINESS OWNERS OF RIVERDALE ILLINOIS PROPERTY
Thursday, September 17, 2009 at 5:30PM, the Riverdale Chamber of Commerce & The Riverdale Landlords' Association will have a joint meeting at the Riverdale Village Hall at 157 West 144Th Street in Riverdale, Illinois. Refreshments will be served. The village inspections of business & multi-family dwellings will be on the agenda. For further information, contact Chamber Secretary, Adelle Swanson at Phone: 708-841-3311 or Email: rdpl2@earthlink.net
Landlords listen attentively at one of the meetings which are held every third Thursday of each month.
The Calumet City Chamber of Commerce, in Illinois is having their annual Auto Show, Sunday, September 13Th, 2009.
Be sure to attend... and do not forget your camera!
In addition.... mark your calendars for Friday, September 18Th for the Golf Outing!!
Here are the details..... see you there!
If you know of a homeowner who has or will be foreclosed on, please invite them to apply for one of our rental homes! We WELCOME them with open arms. If YOU are such a one.... you are an EXCELLENT candidate and we'd be honored to assist you in your recovery!
We applaud you in your numerous attempts to keep your home after your payment increased dramatically due to more taxes, sickness, job loss, interest rate change, a due balloon payment, or an accelerated ARM. We at Rice Property Management & Realty, understand how you felt when the door closed in your face from your lending institution! You were faithfully making your monthly payments, being a good neighbor, distributing taxes to your city, school district, state, the United States Government, the county, and even the forest and part districts! You were responsibly living the "American Dream!"
You were embarrassed as you relentlessly strained to salvage your dignity, only to hear your lender refuse payment plans.
Their alternatives were; deed in lieu, short sale, or the dreaded foreclosure! NO - we cannot refinance you again, and NO - you do NOT qualify for a loan modification, and NO we will NOT reduce your interest rate they said!
When you left behind your home, you felt like a failure. Listen.....YOU did NOT fail... the "system" failed!
We will not belittle you here, for we consider you with much esteem, and know your worth!
You have what we are looking for.... "Home-owner mentaility!" You know what it takes to care for a home.... and that's exactly what these homes need.
Your credit score is not the only determining factor to qualify you for a lease. If you have been turned down based upon your foreclosure, please give us a call, for YOU have EXCELLENT tenant potential!
We have available rentals throughout the South Suburban Chicago-land Illinois area, awaiting to be occupied. Make your next call to: 708-862-RICE!
You are WELCOME to apply here!
"Where the RIGHT Price is the RICE Price!"
© Copyright 2009 Rice Property Management, All rights reserved
DISCLAIMER: Diane Rice, and Rice Property Management & Realty, LLC, disclaims all liability for any damages or losses, direct or indirect that may result from use of or reliance on information contained in this blog or for accuracy of comments or opinions of visitors to my blogs.
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Commercial & Residential Property Management & Real Estate servicing Suburban Illinois & Northwest Indiana locations. Our clientele includes investors, owners, renters, buyers, and sellers.
We began our business after we received divine instructions: "start the business, and whatever you touch will turn to gold"! At the time, we were living in a basement apartment surviving mainly on potatoes for a whole year. With no money saved, and not knowing where to start, "it came to me" that what i can do is what i have already been doing all my life, "naturally" Well, i knew how to clean, so i made calls offering to clean homes. Our first customer was a relative. I grabbed a can of Comet Cleanser, a few rags, and mounted the $5.00 bike my husband purchased me from a resale store.
It took a whole day cleaning her 3 level home. When my husband saw my efforts, he then picked up a paint brush and announced, "well, i can paint"!
We called the landlord and informed him that he needed his building painted and cleaned, then offered our services. The next week he called and took us up on it. Unknown to us, he had 38 units, which we began to clean and paint. Later, when we were "divinely instructed" to move to a different location, we continued our business with him.
It was after we moved that our former landlord asked us to manage his properties. We became his part-time employees, seeing to the needs of tenants.... cleaning, painting, and most of all listening, hearing, observing. Later on, we were divinely instructed to get licensed, and we did. We believe one of the reasons we have been called into this business is to service a sector of people who may have resigned to become life-time renters due to low credit scores, hindering past histories, and lack of knowledge needed to assist in advancement. There is an immense degree of joy witnessing the gratitude shown on faces of clients who did not believe they could become homeowners! As we continue to be directed by "divine instructions" we anticipate greater contributions to service lives of many.
Rice Property Management & Realty, LLC. - "Big on "U".... all the way to the letter"i"
Owners: The favor awarded to us gives us a resource advantage of being able to offer pre-qualified tenants to property owners seeking management in the States of Illinois and Indiana. Our large tenant-base can be utilized to accomodate your units needing occupants. We walk the owner-to-be through every step, encouraging them along the way. Our convenient South Suburban Rental Office located in South Holland, IL, is being equipped with state of the art property management support systems designed to give you quality professional monthly reports. Rice Property Management resolves to become your Full-Service Property Management Company. We encourage all interested owners to contact us for appointments. Investors: Rice Property Management seeks partnerships with investors desiring to contribute back to the community while enjoying profits made from wise business choices. Our endeavor is to expose others to investment visions that will impact lives for the betterment creating an acceleration in business as a result of liasons with us. New and seasoned investors are encourged to ask Rice Property Management regarding these programs. Renters: This is one of the main areas of focus for us. Our experience as Property Managers has given us the understanding, patience, and sensitivity needed to assist our clients into becoming homeowners. We appeal to tenants and those with challenged credit primarily concentrating where the needs are. We "use rent-to-own" strategies and have credit counseling plans. We have chosen communities that have high concentrations of renters in the South Suburban Illinois & Indiana vicinities to target. We have an "Urban Mission" message to prove..... "welcome to your OWN home!" We endeavor to: Convert renters into homeowners, homeowners unto investors, and investors into neighborhood developers. We will accomplish this through using on-going training through our memberships with Local Chambers, Neighborhood Coalitions, In-house training, and other sources. We are dedicated to getting results for anyone desiring a home regardless to past credit problems or low incomes. We are eagerly waiting to serve you! We belong to the following: Community Involvement:
"I needed to have run into this company earlier on, I called looking to rent an apartment, never knowing I would qualify for a home. Mrs. Rice took the time to walk me through every step and now I am a proud homeowner! I have and will continue to refer everyone I know to Rice Property Management. She is very professional."
"I have been working with Diane at Rice Property Management for 4 years and it has been by pleasure. They were not the first management company I hired to manage my property, but they are the best! They have systematically handled my problems that arose with professionalism and with a "personal touch". They are ethical, accountable, and highly efficient. Diane treats my property issues as if they were hers. I would definately recommend Rice Property Management to handle anyone's property needs.
Thank you, Aaron - Las Vegas, NV
Rice Property Management & Realty, LLC. - "Big on "U".... all the way to the letter"i"
To GOD be ALL the Glory for the things HE alone has done!
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