I had a friend E-Mail me this the other day. I thought maybe others could use a bit of a pick me up.
An elderly man in a home care facility walked up to the pretty nurse attendant...
"Bet you can't tell me how old I am." he told her.
"I bet I can." she chided back.
"OK, then how old am I.'
She told the elderly man to drop his pants and she proceeded to fondle his jewels...
"You are 83." she told the man.
"Wow, your are right." he said. "You could tell that by fondling me?"
"No." said the nurse. "I knew because you told me Yesterday!"
I wonder if that would work for me?
Depends on where you go and what you do. A senior is either 55, or 62 or not until you are 65. I took a free class on aging so i may be able to relate more to the 'OLDER' than myself population.
It was very infomrative. I found out that I don't think I want to grow real old.
I think the best thing I got out of the class was the Senility Prayer.
Grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway.
The good fortune to Run into the people that I do...and
The eye sight to tell the difference.
Be kind to the older population and call someone you care about today!
Join me in wishing my Broker Bill Feela a Happy Birthday.
Bill just joined the Million Point club at Christmas time.
Bill is the driving force of our company and is always there to help give a hand when needed. Bill is also an inspiration with all the volunteer time he and his wife put in for needy families.
I am proud to say that I work for him and his company.
William's Minnesota Blog...with a smile!
Stop by and tell him HI !!!
My daughter is in college and I keep hearing about needing to go more green.
"You are using to much fossil fuels...Blah , Blah ,Blah.
Now I do realize it is a good idea to try and save energy, but some of this is just going to far.
When she arrives home she will sit in front of the TV. HMMMM.
So this weekend, when she gets home, she will find that I have installed a generator that is attached a bycycle which is attached to a battery setup that will be used to power the TV. (When she wants to watch.) This is courtesy of a good friend of mine.
Then I will await and when the complaining starts...I am going to ell her..."We are just going more green like you said we should."
I can'twait to hear the response. HeeHee.
The warming of the earth is something that has happened over the eons. We are possibly in one of those Eon times again.
Last year...It was cold and a lot of snow. This year it has been warm with very very little of the white stuff.
Last year...this cartoon was right on the money...
This year...we would have to say Mr. Gore's idea's would be right on.
Which ever way you want to look at it...This year is a bit unusual for Minnesota!
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