Wall, PA

OK folks, seems every time I get going on here I ignore one of my other very important jobs. How do you single working moms do this? Are you selling real estate while they nap? Are you toting them along in the car seat while showing homes?

I should be doing so many other things, like feeding my kids lunch (my two year old is STAAAAAARRRRVVVIINNNGGGG), thinking about dinner, going to vote, showering, doing laundry, calling a client, follow up on an email, writing a business plan, calling my cousin, checking with my artist for my children's book, and going to enjoy some of the rare sunshine!

I recently cut back on some of my work, but it seems I'm always missing something. Anyone got any advice?

By Christine Emmick

Poor Twinkie snack cake, you've been given a bad wrap

Your contents has made Whole Foods gasp

Preservatives and transfats galore

No wonder you've been left lonely in the store

It's time to renew our health

Leave your box of cellophane covered treats on the shelf

The clock is spinning, there's not much time

Here's to your demise in 2009!

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