About Beaufort's Walling Grove Plantation

As if my day wasn't long enough....Moments after eloquently explaining the rise and fall of our ever changing tides while WALKING BACKWARDS IN HIGH HEELS on a floating dock...I busted my @$$...Yep.

Sorry for the language but there simply isn't a better word for it.

There are moments in our careers that are easily recoverable...My friends..this WAS NOT one of them.

We have a little thing called pluff mud here in Beaufort South Carolina. It is part mud, part water, part oyster shell, and part quick sand!!!

I fell in all parts:)

My clients, bless their hearts, were able to hold back the hysterical laughter until after checking me for broken bones or major lacerations....

I pridefully climbed back on to the dock, trying not to say all of the many fine words that were on the tip of my tongue...(that reminds me....I had mud in my teeth, it was a beautiful thing).

After a quick wardrobe change (every good Realtor plans for all types of emergencies!! Especially the clumsy ones!!!), and extensive mud removal from all major orifices...I tried to salvage what was left of this day.

My clients were absolutely precious. We spent the remainder of the day laughing at the extent at which I felt the need to actively explain and demonstrate the complexity of pluff mud.

They are purchasing, from the clumsy Realtor and so are their friends and family........And they will travel back to Buffalo New York with a story they won't soon forget...Thanks to yours truly.

Y'all, I guess somedays its okay to be slightly "off"....