Little River, SC

You've worn the finish off your coffee table.

All your kids are named Joe.

Chuck Yeager thinks you need to calm down.

Instant coffee takes too long.

Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

People can test their batteries in your ears.

People get dizzy just watching you.

Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.

When someone asks 'how are you' you say, 'good to the last drop'.

You buy milk by the barrel.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.

You can't even remember your second cup.

You channel surf faster without a remote.

You chew on other people's fingernails.

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

You don't get mad, you get steamed.

You don't need a hammer to pound in nails.

You don't sweat, you percolate.

You don't tan, you roast.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You have a conniption over spilled milk.

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

You help your dog chase its tail.

You introduce your spouse as your coffee mate.

You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.

You lick your coffeepot clean.

You name your cats Cream and Sugar.

You short out motion detectors.

You ski uphill.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.

You speed-walk in your sleep.

You spend every vacation visiting Maxwell House.

You think being called a drip is a compliment.

You think CPR stands for Coffee Provides Resuscitation.

You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.

Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.

Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.

Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

Your only source of nutrition comes from Sweet & Low.

Your taste buds are so numb; you could drink your lava lamp.

Your Thermos is on wheels.

You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.

You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.

Life is easy in Little River, SC. With warm and sunny days, 5 minutes to the Beach and lovely views of the Waterway, who wouldn't want to live here?

This is where you'll find that laid back lifestyle, away from all the hustle and bustle of the Big City. Lazy afternoons spent fishing or just rocking on your front porch sipping some cold sweet tea. Ahh, this is living.

Ya'll come down soon, ya hear?

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

This is the youngest you will ever be. Duh!

Do not let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.

"Reality is merely an illusion, although a very persistent one" Albert Einstein

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it…

If you are not there when I need you, I don't need you when you're there.

"Good leaders must first become good servants." Robert Greenleaf

“When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change”. Wayne Dyer

Victory with Humility; Defeat with Grace...

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy and the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese!

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country...

The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did”. Mark Twain

I have to jog early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing…

“A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.” Shaw

Where the heart is willing, it will find a thousand ways, but where the heart is weak, it will find a thousand excuses.

"The moment one definitely commits oneself, then Providence moves too." W H Murray

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go…

“The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.” Chinese proverb

Love is like the moon, when it does not increase, it decreases.

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.

In Hollywood a couple's longevity is measured in Dog Years...

“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” Arnold H. Glasgow

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Subdivision: Heather Lakes

Location: Little River,SC

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Little River Real Estate Market Report - Heather Lakes - 5/14/09
Current Homes On Market	10
Current Price Range Of Homes On Market	$229,000-$425,500
Average Price Of Homes On Market	$279,000
Total $ Amount Of Available Homes	$2,796,700
Current Homes Pending	2
Current Price Range Of Homes Pending	$249,900-$274,500
Number Of Homes Sold/Closed Since 01/01/09	3
Price Range Of Homes Sold/Closed Since 01/01/09	$185,000-$242,000
Average Sold Price Of Homes Sold/Closed Since 01/01/09	$220,500
Average Days On Market Of Homes Sold/Closed Since 01/01/09	229