About North Myrtle Beach's Ocean Drive Area

Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. How do men sort out their laundry? A. Filthy, and filthy but wearable.

Q. What is the definition of the perfect woman? A. A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.

Q. What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef.

Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A. He's all right now.

Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.

Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. They're trying to get away from the noise.

Q. How do you double the value of a Geo Metro?
A. Fill it with gas.

Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
A. The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.

Q. Who is the poorest guy in West Virginia?
A. The Tooth Fairy

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A. A Widow.

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.

Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container for 15 minutes?
A: It said "concentrate".

Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
A: Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: About 45 pounds!

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: About 45 minutes.

Join us on The Optimist Group for LOL FRIDAY!

Do you know what car your dentist drives?

Do you know what car your attorney drives?

Do you know what car your Realtor drives?

Which one of these choices do you think most people know the answer to? Exactly! Real Estate Agents are the only ones whose vehicles are ‘out in the open’, sort of speak. Realtors, what is your vehicle saying about you?

Is your car a mess because you work all the time, or is it always freshly detailed, showing that you are organized and careful? Is your car on its last leg, because finances are not quite what they should be, or is it an expensive vehicle denoting that your Real Estate business is thriving? Do you drive a ‘green’ vehicle, showing concern for the environment, or do you loaf around in a gas guzzler?

Whether you want to accept it or not, your car, as the extension of yourself and your business, can help you land that next deal, or nix it for you. What are your thoughts on this subject?

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As if the web was not yet full enough with the bizarre, here come two more websites to fill in that niche:

 

WhoCanISue.com

 

And

 

IJustMadeLove.com

 

Just in case the names did not reveal it all:  WhoCanISue.com will help you determine if you indeed have a potential lawsuit on your hands and will hook you up with the right attorney.  Using Google maps, IJustMadeLove.com will let you put a pin on the exact spot of the World where you’ve just had your amorous tryst.  Perusing the map, it became obvious to me that there are a lot more “Mile High Members” than I originally thought…  See for yourself!

 

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Or as it is formally named ' The Robert Edge Parkway' just opened last Thursday with a wonderful dedication ceremony. This incredible project has been in the making for over a decade, alot of hard work and determination was put into completing the new 'gateway' into North Mrytle Beach. It will not only alleviate traffic off of Hwy.17 but give us all, locals and tourist alike super quick access to Hwy.31 which takes you to Myrtle Beach and all of the exciting attractions the Grand Strand has to offer!!

Our incredible Mayor of North Myrtle Beach Marliyn Hatley speaks!

Locals strolling over the walk way enjoying the beautiful views of the Intra Coastal Waterway!! State Senator Lindsey Graham !!

This is perhaps the biggest addition to North Myrtle Beach ever, not only will our local businesses prosper from the easy access for traffic from Hwy.31 to Main Street and all area's of our town, but just as important are our tourists who want to expand their vacation to all of the Grand Strand without the traffic hassels. Oh yeah, did I mention my sweet baby Poindexter was the first doggy to cross the bridge!!! What an incredible place to live or take your family for vacation. Come see us will you, you won't regret it!! Darlene Olivo ABR-Buyers' Choice Realty North Myrtle Beach www.myrtlebeachhomes.us,dolivo@sc.rr.com

Ashworth Condos

The Ashworth condos are located in the Ocean Drive Beach area, which makes it convenient and easy to access restaurants, shopping areas, and the beach. This is one of the Myrtle Beach area's most popular resorts because of its location and amenities which include indoor and outdoor pools, spacious living, breath taking oceanfront views, fitness center, and much more! Ashworth is a perfect choice when looking for North Myrtle Beach resort condos for sale and Myrtle Beach condo rentals.